Cue Cards 10-6-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Sunday, October 5

  1. Two baseball sweeps — The Kansas City Royals and Baltimore Orioles both won games yesterday to complete three straight out of five game sweeps of their American League division series. In case you need to check quickly, this is how the Major League baseball playoffs work. The Royals beat the Los Angeles Angels 8-3 and the Orioles beat the Detroit Tigers 2-1.
    Line: I guess in this case, having the early series be a best three out of five instead of four out of seven was the right choice. Both teams won convincingly in sweeps.
    What’s Next: The Royals and the Orioles get a little rest before their series starts on Friday. That’s because the four teams in the National League, the Cardinals, Dodgers, Nationals, and Giants are still playing their divisional series. The National League divisional series continue today.
  2. An exciting day in the NFL — The NFL had its customary slate of games yesterday but they were more closely contested than most weekends. There were two overtime games and another won in the last second. All the recaps you want or need can be found in our NFL One Liners column.
    Line: Football overtime isn’t as good as hockey or baseball overtime but it’s still unusual and exciting.
    What’s Next: Monday night football is lined up to be a clunker. It’s a good chance to do something else!

How does a bunt work in baseball?

Dear Sports Fan,

How does a bunt work in baseball? And why is it so controversial right now?

Thanks,
Otis

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Dear Otis,

A bunt is a baseball tactic where the batter hits the ball softly and directs it onto the ground. This tactic is often used as a form of sacrifice where the batter knows that she is likely to be thrown out at first base but a runner already on first, second, or less normally, third base will be able to easily advance to the next base. It’s a very old tactic and has always been controversial for one reason or another for more than a hundred years. Bunting is in the news a lot right now because the Kansas City Royals have been bunting far more than normal and have won their first two playoff games. Let’s make this a two-part post. We’ll handle how bunts work in the first half and then look into why it’s controversial in a second post.

How does a bunt work?

When a batter decides to bunt or is given instructions to bunt, she waits until the pitcher is starting to pitch and then quickly does two things: she slides her hands up the barrel of the bat and separates them for better control; as she is doing this, she pivots so that her body opens up towards the pitch. Once in bunting position, the batter does her best to make contact with the top half of the ball, so that instead of popping up for an easy out, the ball goes downwards. Advanced bunters are able to also direct the ball towards their base or first, whichever is going to be harder for the defense to field.

Getting into bunting stance does not count as a swing. A strike can only be called if, once the player is in bunting stance, they make a “movement indicating an attempt to contact the ball.” This is a wrinkle in baseball’s rules so obscure that most players and umps don’t even know this, so you will see players draw back from their bunt position if they believe the pitch is out of the strike zone and they want to ensure themselves a ball instead of a strike. A better known bunting rule is that a foul ball on a bunt attempt may count as a player’s third strike. If a batter swings at the ball and fouls it off, that can never count as a third strike, but a bunt attempt can. A foul ball is one that passes outside of first or third base. Since most bunts don’t go that far, wherever the ball stops rolling determines whether it’s fair or foul. Here’s an example of a bunt hit perfectly down the line which flummoxed the defense which was hoping it would roll foul:

If the defensive team notices that a batter is trying to bunt or thinks they might from the context of the game, they may shift where they line up in the infield to position themselves better to respond to a bunt. This usually means closer to home plate. When a bunt is made, the infielders will charge towards the rolling ball and try to get to it in time to pick it up and throw a runner out. Here’s a third baseman fielding a bunt perfectly:

As we mentioned before, a lot of bunters bunt with the intention of sacrificing themselves for the good of a runner on base. This is called a sacrifice bunt and is most often done to move a runner from first to second base. Once on second base, a runner is generally though of as in “scoring position” because they can usually make it home on any ball hit safely into the outfield. This makes it less necessary to sacrifice an out to move them to third base. A special kind of sacrifice bunt is called a squeeze play. This is when a sacrifice bunt is made to get a runner from third to home base. Sounds crazy, right? An even more daring play is the “suicide squeeze” where the runner from third starts running home before the batter even makes contact with the ball. This takes real confidence in the ability of the batter to successfully bunt the ball because if they don’t, you’ve got the catcher standing there waiting to tag the runner out. Some players use the bunt without any sense of sacrifice. They bunt because they are good at bunting and fast enough to make it a reasonable way to get safely to first base. Bunting for a base hit means that you’re basically giving up on the idea of hitting a double, triple, or home run (although doubles do sometimes happen off of bunts!) but it can still be a good strategy, especially if you can surprise the fielders by bunting when they are not in position to field the bunt.

So, that’s how a bunt works. We’ll dig into why bunts are controversial soon.
Ezra Fischer

Cue Cards 10-3-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Thursday, October 2

  1. The Royals magic continues — The Kansas City Royals won game one of their playoff series with the Los Angeles Angels 3-2. Like their first game of the playoffs, this game went into extra innings. Mike Moustakas hit a home run in the eleventh inning to push the Royals ahead of the Angels.
    Line: The Royals sure are exciting!
    What’s Next: Game two is Friday night at 9:37 p.m. ET on TBS.
  2. Beat down in Baltimore — The Baltimore Orioles beat the Detroit Tigers 12 – 3 in game one of their playoff series. Baltimore isn’t quite the feel-good story that the Royals are but they have only made the playoffs one other time since 1997, so they’re a good underdog to root for also.
    Line: Detroit has such great pitchers, you don’t expect to see them lose in such a lopsided, high-scoring game.
    What’s next: Game two is Friday at noon ET on TBS.
  3. You wanna buy a duck? — The Oregon Ducks’ college football team went into last night’s game ranked number two in the country. They lost 31-24 to Arizona. This is the second straight year that Arizona has upset them. The Ducks are famous for their dynamic spread-offense and their flamboyant uniforms. The coach of Arizona’s team, Rich Rodriguez, spent many years coaching at West Virginia about ten years ago where he was one of the early adopters of the spread-offense. Perhaps he knows how to defend it better than most.
    Line: Sad to see the Ducks lose so early in the season. That said, they’re the most exciting when they are looking to upset the top teams, not the other way around.
  4. Thursday Night NFL games continue to stink — There’s so many reasons to dislike having NFL games on Thursdays. It breaks the rhythm of the weekend, it sullies fantasy games, it’s terrible for the health of the players, and it’s a unabashed money grab by the NFL, but perhaps the best argument against them is that they stink! So far this year, of the five Thursday games, the scores have been 36-16, 26-6, 56-14, 45-14, and now, 42-10 with last night’s Green Bay Packers win over the Minnesota Vikings. No fun!
    Line: It’s barely even worth watching these Thursday night games. They’re over before they even get started.

Cue Cards 10-2-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Wednesday, October 1

  1. Following a boom with a fizzle — After the epic single-elimination Wild Card game between the Royals and the As, fans probably were expecting a little more from the second Wild Card game last night. This one was impressive but not exciting as the San Francisco Giants beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 8-0. I suppose we shouldn’t be that surprised. Of the four Wild Card teams, the As, the Royals, and the Pirates are all long-time tortured franchises while the Giants are a traditional power. If you just took a baseball fan out of a time-machine and told them those four teams were in the Wild Card round, after they fainted from surprise that the first three even made the playoffs, they would recover to say that the Giants were sure to advance.
    Line: I’m not surprised but I do (unless you live in San Francisco) feel for the Pirates. It means so much for them to even make the playoffs and now their out having only played one game and scored no runs.
  2. Basketball (and LeBron) is back — That’s right — preseason basketball has begun. The first official preseason game is not until this Saturday but teams are already practicing and scrimmaging. Yesterday, the Cleveland Cavaliers had a public scrimmage and showed off their new acquisitions, Lebron James and Kevin Love. These two players are expected to launch them back into the championship hunt.
    Line: LeBron is back in Cleveland and this time, I think he’s going to bring them a championship.

Why do catchers paint their nails in baseball?

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Dear Sports Fan,

I stayed up late last night to watch the exciting playoff game between the Kansas City Royals and the Oakland As and one image kept jumping out at me: the catchers and their BRIGHT YELLOW finger nails. Why do catchers paint their nails in baseball?

Thanks,
Vera

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Dear Vera,

I noticed that too and did some research about it this morning. Catchers paint their finger nails (or color them in other ways) so that their fingers are more easily visible to the pitchers on their team. Before each pitch, the catcher and pitcher need to communicate about what pitch to throw and where to throw it. This communication is important for practical reasons — the catcher needs to be able to catch the ball and he can often do subtle things to help fool the batter and even the ump — and for tactical reasons. Catchers have the primary responsibility for what pitches get thrown when and where. So, how do they communicate? And why does it involve colored nails?

Catchers communicate with pitchers through an occupational sign language. From their catcher’s squat, they stick one hand between their legs and flash a series of hand signals. There’s a simple standard for these signs. Baseball-catcher.com lists the simplest version of the language:

One Finger = Fast Ball
Two Fingers = Curve Ball
Three Fingers = Slider
Four Fingers and/or Wiggle Fingers = Change Up

Major league catchers use far more complicated signs because, even shielded between their legs, the signals might be seen by an opposing player, coach, or even a plant in the audience with a set of binoculars and a cell-phone.

The pitcher stands over sixty feet away from the catcher. We know from David Epstein’s amazing book, The Sports Gene, that baseball players have extraordinary eyesight. Major league players average 20/13 eyesight, which means they can see from 20 feet what the rest of us can see from 13. Even if sixty feet looks to them like 39 feet would look like to a “normal” person, that’s still pretty far. I just measured out about 40 feet in my apartment. From that distance, I could easily see a hand size object but I’m not sure how well I’d be able to translate fast moving hand signals with close to 100% certainty. Add to that the pumping adrenaline of performing in front of 40,000 screaming fans, the overwhelming pressure of a close game, and the mental sloppiness that comes from pushing your body to its limits of exertion, and you can understand why any visual aid would be useful!

So, catchers started adding a bright, contrasting, easy to see stripe of color on their fingers. At first it was just white tape on the fingers or finger tips. Then catchers like Yankees Russell Martin started painting their finger nails. In a 2011 Newsday column, Martin was quoted commenting about his bright orange nail polish:

“At first, I just put white on it. I used to use Wite-Out and then I’d have to take it off after games and it was messy. I just decided to put on a color that kind of pops out.”

[begin rant]

A quick aside about nail polish on male athletes and coverage of it.

I get that men don’t normally wear nail polish. In our culture that’s more common for women to do. I think it’s probably fine to recognize the humor of some of the most stereotypical masculine people out there, professional athletes, adopting a stereotypically feminine habit. The Newsday article does a good job with this by asking whether the Yankees were going to hire a staff manicurist and by describing Martin’s use of nail polish as a sign of his commitment to his team and to winning. Contrast that with the purely offensive way For the Record sports covers Russell Martin. In one short paragraph, they suggest wearing nail polish may be “how you get gay” and predict a homosexual “love triangle” between Martin and his teammates. Nice work guys — I guess that’s what we should expect from a site whose site’s main navigation bar’s first four categories are Pro, College, Hot Chicks, and Title IX. Here are a few of the headlines from their Title IX section:

  • Kate Upton in classy animal print photo sheet [VIDEO]
  • Slovenian triple jumper Snežana Rodić and her awesome butt
  • [VIDEO] When girls try to be coordinated
  • Diana Taurasi likes ironing her man clothes

This is everything wrong with one segment of sports culture. Even if you’re okay with a sports site having a “Hot Chicks” section, naming a section of your website after the landmark equal rights law that mandated equality for women in educational or other federally funded programs, which included almost all youth and college sports, and then filling it with sexist, disgustingly insulting junk is totally unacceptable. How more insulting could you possibly get?

[end rant]

From nail polish, the evolution continued to custom-made finger-stickers. The catchers in last night’s game looked to me like they were wearing the neon green stickers made by a company called Game Signs. Game Signs boasts that their “signal enhancement stickers are easy to use, easy to remove and durable enough to withstand the roughest of games.”

The stickers look great, and I’m sure it’s nice to be able to peel them off after a game, but I think that if my hands were going to be shown in close-ups on HD TVs around the country, I might just get a manicure anyway!

Thanks for the question,
Ezra Fischer

Get ready for the baseball playoffs

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It’s amazing how fast a 162 game season can fly by! The Major League Baseball playoffs start this week with two single elimination games on Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Tuesday’s game is between the Oakland Athletics and the Kansas City Royals at 8 p.m. ET on TBS. Wednesday’s is between the San Francisco Giants and the Pittsburgh Pirates at 8 p.m. ET on ESPN. Whether you’re a diehard fan or someone, like me, who tunes in just for the playoffs, here are some resources for watching and enjoying playoff baseball.

Why do people like baseball?

Written by early contributor to Dear Sports Fan, the pseudonymous Dean Russell Bell:

There’s real beauty in a ball game – there’s nothing like the sound of a ball hit solidly by a wooden bat; or watching the mechanics of a smoothly turned double play, and the way incredibly skilled players make it look so effortless; or the one on one duel between pitcher and batter, or the sheer improbability of a human hitting a tiny orb moving at 95 miles an hour – let alone hitting it hundreds of feet.

Plus, choosing to watch a baseball game isn’t that much of a commitment:

You could do anything while watching a baseball game – knit, iron, write the great American novel. It’s the most easily-casually watched sport there is.

How do the Major League baseball playoffs work?

This is a quick walkthrough the format of the baseball playoffs. It’s a confusing playoff system because it has, “the most variety of format of all of the major sports’ playoffs. The MLB playoffs consist of four rounds and three different formats.” If this sounds like it doesn’t make sense, that’s because it really doesn’t. Towards the end of this post, I write a little bit about how these playoffs are unfair to players, teams, and fans.

What’s the difference between the two leagues in baseball?

Tuesday night’s game is played under a different set of rules from Wednesday’s game. This post explores what the differences are and how they got that way. It’s a handy companion for making sense out of the two sets of rules and their implication on tactics:

Mostly what it does is make it less likely for American League teams to win 2-0. So, they tend to build their entire line-ups based on this fact. They concentrate on finding bigger, stronger, slower guys who can hit home-runs. The fact that they can play these guys in a game without needing them to run around and try to catch the ball helps too! The National League teams, on the other hand, feel like they might be able to win with fewer runs, so they tend towards smaller, faster players who can steal bases, bunt, and play excellent defense.

Keep an eye out for more about baseball in the next week.

Cue Cards 9-29-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Sunday, September 28

  1. Football, football, football  — It was a full day of football, replete with amazing performances, unfortunate blunders, strange coaching decisions. With Monday comes a slew of analysis and heated debate. Brush up on your lines about all the games with our NFL One Liners.
    Line: How about them Cowboys? [They won big over the Saints, that’s how.]
  2. Europe retains the Ryder Cup — The verb retain will be used by almost everyone talking about the European victory of the United States in the Ryder golf tournament. This is because of a small wrinkle in the rules that calls for the defending champions (the Europeans) to hold on to the championship if the two teams tie after three days of play. This rule didn’t come into play — Europe beat the U.S. by a comfortable 16.5 to 11.5 margin — but the verb will anyway.
    Line: That’s three Ryder Cup wins in a row for Europe.
  3. Baseball playoffs are set — The last spot in the MLB postseason was settled yesterday when the Oakland Athletics clinched by beating the Los Angeles Angels. This eliminated the Seattle Mariners from contention. The dates and times for the playoffs are set, starting with two one game playoffs on Tuesday and Wednesday. If you’re curious, here’s how the baseball playoffs work.
    Line: Can you imagine playing 161 games and being eliminated on the 162nd? Brutal.

Cue Cards 9-26-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Thursday, September 25

  1. A Fitting Farewell to Derek Jeter  — Derek Jeter has been the shortstop of the New York Yankees for as long as I can remember. It seems like forever. In actuality, it’s been since 1996. He’s retiring after this year and last night was his last game at home in Yankee Stadium. He’s a divisive player, partially because the Yankees are at once the most popular and the most hated team in the league, but also because he’s widely thought of as a great player but a close study of his statistics often leaves room for doubt about how good he actually is. Last night, he further cemented his legend as a winner by hitting a single in the bottom of the ninth inning which helped his teammate score the winning run. Basically, as soon as he hit that ball, the game was over and the Yankees had won. Believe it or not, there were plenty of damp eyes among Yankees fans in the stadium and at home.
    Line: You couldn’t have written a more Jeter-like ending if you had tried.
  2. The Good Night for New York Continued in Football — Meanwhile, back in the NFL, the New York Giants were beating the Washington Redskins 45 – 14. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong for Washington, and everything that could go right, went right for New York. After many seasons playing with the same offensive coach and offensive strategy, the Giants installed a new coach and a new strategy over this past off-season. They started the season looking horribly. It’s possible they are a bad team that had a good night but it’s also possible that they just needed some time to get used to new ways of playing. On Washington’s side of the ball, the enthusiasm they had for quarterback Kirk Cousins when he took over for injured Robert Griffin III might be waning slightly (okay, dramatically) after he threw four interceptions in the second half.
    Line: Maybe Kirk Cousins isn’t the savior everyone thought he was.
  3. The Ryder Cup Begins — Not strictly, yesterday’s action, this international golf tournament started very early in the morning, East Coast time. So far, the European team is slightly ahead of the team from the United States, but that’s not bad for the U.S. because we were underdogs coming into the tournament. Play continues at 8:15 a.m. ET. If you’re curious about how the Ryder Cup works, read my explanation of it here.

Cue Cards 9-25-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Wednesday, September 24

  1. More champagne in baseball  — It’s traditional in baseball to celebrate division titles or even just making the playoffs in flamboyant fashion. This tradition has evolved over time and today it involves wearing ski goggles and spraying champagne all over the locker room. For a sport whose regular season is an almost-every-day grind with teams playing 162 games over only around 180 days, the release is well earned. Yesterday the L.A. Dodgers clinched their division, the National League West division and celebrated ecstatically after beating the San Francisco Giants 9-1.
    Line: I should celebrate my next achievement at work that way… Wonder what would happen to me if I did?
  2. ESPN VIP suspended — Bill Simmons is one of the biggest names in sports media. He’s one of the original independent bloggers but as long since moved into the mainstream media within ESPN. He’s now a television personality, the driving force behind Grantland.com, a television producer, and one of the biggest podcasters out there. None of that kept ESPN from suspending him for three weeks for (we assume) critical comments he made about NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on his latest podcast. This suspension is a big news item because of Simmons’ celebrity and because it fans the flames of outrage among people already angry at sports establishments. There’s a #freesimmons going around on twitter with some great stuff which, as of now is the third highest trending topic on all of twitter. The first is just “Bill Simmons”… so yeah, people are paying attention to this story.
    Line: No matter how big you get, you’re still an employee, I guess. [Lots of people are also saying:] Wow, that’s one more week than the NFL originally gave Ray Rice for the domestic violence itself.

Cue Cards 9-24-14

Cue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

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Yesterday —  Tuesday, September 23

  1. The Pirates Make the Playoffs — Before last year, the Pirates hadn’t made the playoffs since 1992. Now they’ve made it twice in a row! That’s an impressive turn-around for the long-suffering franchise. They clinched their playoff spot last night by beating the Atlanta Braves 3-2. They don’t get to rest now though, because playoff seeding is a big deal and they still have a chance to catch some of the teams ahead of them, including their division leader, the St. Louis Cardinals. According to Playoff Magic, the Cardinals magic number over the Pirates is four. And if you don’t know what that means, you should read this!
    Line: I’m excited the Pirates are back in the playoffs. I love their throwback caps!
  2. Hockey? Hockey is back? — That’s right! Preseason hockey began this week. Of the big sports, hockey probably has the smallest fan base but their fans tend to be passionate about the sport. With temperatures still in the seventies across the country, it’s hard to believe it’s hockey season again, but it will be soon.
    Line: Did you know hockey preseason games have started?