Stumbling to the end… the NFL in 2014

The story of the year in sports has been the downfall of the NFL’s institutional standing at a time when it is still close to its pinnacle in popularity if not expanding. The NFL and the sports media companies that cover it have dealt with some serious issues this year, from domestic abuse all the way to child abuse with lots of other abuses between. At every step of the way, they/we have proven to be rigid, self-impressed, and unable to adequately or elegantly meet the challenges it faces. This year-long travail continued in the news this week with three new stories covering the poor treatment of NFL cheerleaders, a fan who finds himself unable to be a fan anymore, and some insight from ESPN’s ombudsman on his way out of the position.

Buffalo Bills Cheerleaders’ Routine: No Wages and No Respect

by Michael Powell for the New York Times

Mark Bittman wrote an op-ed in the New York Times yesterday where he argued that all of our issues from police brutality to minimum wage to climate change are all connected and should be confronted that way. I imagine he would draw a direct line from the casual and incomprehensible abuse of power between the NFL and its cheerleading teams to the other high-profile social issues of our times. For myself, I can say that I simply do not understand the NFL’s treatment of its cheer squads from a financial perspective. Paying and treating them fairly would have no negative impact on NFL teams’ bottom lines. It would be like a single drop escaping from a bucket the size of Rhode Island. 

The National Football League, that $10 billion “nonprofit” business, is the occasionally repulsive gift that keeps on giving. An all-American empire, the N.F.L. is structured with various and many principalities and emirates, and fixers who cushion the leadership from the unsightly details of league business as usual.

The team’s contractor handed the women a contract and a personnel code, and told them to sign on the spot. The team dictated everything from the color of their hair to how they handled their menstrual cycle.

The contractor required they visit a sponsor who was a plastic surgeon. He offered a small discount if they opted for breast augmentation and other services. Larger breasts, however, were not a condition of nonpaid employment.

The Jills’ subcontractor, Stejon Productions, readily acknowledges that it is a front operation.

The National Football League, as is its practice, has little to say on the question of uncompensated work by these high-profile women. Goodell offered his patented I-know-nothing routine.

“I have no knowledge,” he wrote in an affidavit, of the Jills’ “selection, training, compensation and/or pay practices.”

A contract surfaced that laid out the terms and was signed by Goodell. A league lawyer asserted that Goodell’s signature was affixed by a stamp.

Vijay Seshadri Struggles With Watching Football

by Liz Robbins for the New York Times

Vijay Seshadri is a poet who hurtled into the public consciousness when his poem, The Disappearances was published by the New Yorker in the issue following 9/11. In this small profile, Seshadri expresses feelings of conflict and loss over his Sunday routine which used to consist of football, football, football; no longer. 

I feel a little reluctant to tell you what else I do on Sunday. I feel bad about it now. I feel conflicted. Usually in the fall I would watch football. I was a Steelers fan. My parents still live in Pittsburgh and I went to high school there. I always felt like somehow that was one of the things in my life that ennobled me.

So this year has been very bad for me in terms of the normal rhythms of a Sunday. I can’t really comfortably sit down and watch the pregame shows. It’s weird if you’re a sports fan to have all this karmic weight bearing down on this experience that you approached with a certain amount of innocence.

Inside the ESPN Empire

By Chris Laskowski for Slate

Like many enormous companies, ESPN has an ombudsman, someone within the organization but independent from its normal hierarchy who can investigate disputes and, in the case of media organizations, comment publicly on them. Richard Lipsyte has been ESPN’s ombudsman for the last year and a half but has decided to leave the post. On his way out, he gave an interview to Chris Laskowski and Slate magazine. It’s a revealing look inside the sausage machine of sports news and surprisingly (at least to me,) Lipsyte flips the script and puts the majority of blame for the tenor of ESPN’s “see no evil, hear no evil” coverage on its fans.

The tension here isn’t just between ESPN and its business partners in the NFL, NBA, and MLB. It’s between ESPN and its viewers, who mostly don’t seem to care whether the leagues are doing evil.

Lipsyte says he received close to 20,000 emails during his time as ombudsman. Lots of viewers complained about specific on-air issues—why is this person still on the air, or why does ESPN hate my favorite sport, particularly if that favorite sport is hockey. But what really bothered ESPN’s core audience, Lipsyte says, was “the intrusion of what they called societal issues into what was, in a way, kind of a sacred place. People so often come to sports as this sanctuary from the real world, where they can sit in their living room with their family and not be assailed by anything that will upset them.” For some, that upsetting thing was the sight of football player Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend to celebrate being drafted.

NFL Week 15 Good Cop, Bad Cop Precaps

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 15

Sunday, December 14, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Green Bay Packers at Buffalo Bills

Good cop: The Buffalo fans are consistently among the best in the league! They’re going to find a way to help their team in this must-win game against the mighty Packers!

Bad cop: How? What if one of them transformed the world into a cartoon and then the other 71,856 threw banana peels at Aaron Rodgers? That might work. Maybe.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Baltimore Ravens

Good cop: What luck for the Ravens who are fighting for a playoff spot and their division lead! They play the woeful Jaguars while the Browns and Bengals play each other and the Steelers play the dangerous Falcons!

Bad cop: The “dangerous falcons?” You must be mistaken — the Steelers are playing the Atlanta Falcons football team, not a flock of predatory birds. The football team is not dangerous.

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals

Good cop: Finally! Finally, we’ll get to see the most talked about rookie quarterback, Johnny Manziel, start a game for the Cleveland Browns!

Bad cop: Yes… Manziel is so exciting that his coaches waited until their team was basically eliminated from playoff contention to start him. Exciting like a rusty roller coaster is exciting.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers

Good cop: With their quarterback sidelined after a scary looking car accident that luckily ended with only a couple small broken bones in his back, the Panthers turn to journeyman Derek Anderson who beat the Buccaneers earlier this year! Even at 4-8-1, the Panthers’ playoff hopes are still alive!

Bad cop: The only small broken bones are ones other people have. The only hope the Panthers have for the playoffs are mathematical.

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts

Good cop: The Texans are only game out of a wild card spot and I think this is the week they finally break through their division rivals, Indianapolis Colts! If anyone can outsmart and outbeard Andrew Luck, it’s the Texans erudite wildman Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick!

Bad cop: I don’t care about all that. When it’s December and cold, windy, and snowing across larger parts of the United States, the last thing I want to watch is a mediocre football game inside a dome. I want weather.

Oakland Raiders at Kansas City Chiefs

Good cop: Just a month ago, the Chiefs were 7-3 and looked like they could stroll into the playoffs this year! Then they played the winless Raiders on Thursday, lost, lost their next two games, and are on the outside looking in! That Raiders loss really derailed their season and I’m interested to see them get their revenge!

Bad cop: “My name is Alex Smith, you defeated my football team, prepare to lose.” Not exactly the thing legends are made of.

Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots

Good cop: It’s another divisional revenge game! The Patriots don’t really need to win this game, but that’s never stopped Brady and Bellichick for looking to destroy a team that beat them the last time they played!

Bad cop: Brady, Bellichick, Brady, Bellichick. I’m getting bored with those two. Can we swap them out for the characters from True Detective? Then you’d have an interesting football team — okay Gronkowski, on this play I want you to run a flat circle and then I’ll throw you the ball…

Washington Redskins at New York Giants

Good cop: HEY! After this game, we’ll only have to se– I mean get to see these teams two more times!

Bad cop: [quietly nods]

Pittsburgh Steelers at Atlanta Falcons

Good cop: Ben Roethlisberger has thrown for six touchdowns in two games this year! I expect he’ll come close to that again this Sunday against the Falcons “pass defense!”

Bad cop: [quietly nods proudly]

SUNDAY, December 14, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers

Good cop: Doesn’t it seem like the Broncos always have to go through the Chargers on their way through the playoffs?!!

Bad cop: Yep — and they always beat them, every time, so where’s the drama?

New York Jets at Tennessee Titans

Good cop: It’s the only head to head matchup this week among the five teams tied at the bottom of the schedule at 2-11! Whoever wins this game gets bragging rights!

Bad cop: And loses an important chance to grab the first overall draft pick next year.

Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions

Good cop: Don’t sleep on the Vikings! They’ve won their last two games and are sneaking closer and closer to .500! Not bad for quarterback Teddy Bridgewater’s first year!

Bad cop: I would never sleep on a Viking. Too spiky.

San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

Good cop: A rematch of the Thanksgiving night game! A rematch of last year’s NFC Championship!

Bad cop: Since last year’s NFC Championship, the 49ers are 7-6. Since Thanksgiving, they’ve lost to the Raiders. Not interested.

SUNDAY, December 14, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles

Good cop: I’m basically speechless! A division rivalry! Both teams are 9-4! Drama! Action!

Bad cop: Expectations lead to disappointment.

MONDAY, December 15, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

New Orleans Saints at Chicago Bears

Good cop: It’s a matchup between two of the most surprising teams of the season!

Bad cop: Yep — even I have been surprised at how terrible these teams are.

Five rules for being a fan of the away team

Dear Sports Fan,

I’m a Boston Celtics fan living in Charlotte, North Carolina. I’ve got tickets to see my team play later this week and I’m super excited about it. But then I started thinking about going to the game and I realized that I don’t really know how to act or what to wear. Can you help?

Thanks,
Kirk


Dear Kirk,

You are a sports fan. You spend dozens of hours watching your team on television. You read about your team obsessively, you follow players on twitter, you know the names of your team’s beat writers, and you have more than three bits of team paraphernalia in your closet or on your walls. You don’t live in your team’s city anymore (or maybe you never have) but you haven’t let that stop you from rooting for them. Finally, your team comes to town and you splurge for some tickets. You’re excited to see your team play in person. It’s the day of the game and suddenly, you starting thinking… oh man, what am I going to wear? How should I act? Is everything going to be cool? I’m rooting for the away team tonight. How should I act?

It’s an age old conundrum: how should you act as a fan for the away team?

I’m going to a hockey game as a fan of the away team tonight, so this is something I’ve been thinking about today. At first I thought I would write this piece with a certain amount of uncertainty. “I’m not sure what I think,” I thought I should write, “but here are the variables in play.” Actually though, the more I think about it, the more I feel certain that I do know how one should act as an away team. When you are a fan of an away team, you are basically a guest in someone’s house. You should act accordingly. Here are five rules for being a fan of the away team:

  1. By all means, wear your team colors, but do it with restraint. A hat or scarf is great. A jersey is fine. A full team warmup suit accompanied with team pom-poms and face paint? That’s a little too much. Save that for when you are going to a home game.
  2. The same holds for your behavior. Don’t get belligerently drunk and scream. That type of behavior is permissible (some might say ideal) when you are rooting for the home team, but as an away team fan, you should be more demure. Applaud your team. Cheer when they score. But you know what? Stand and applaud when the other team scores too. You’re watching with thousands of people for whom that is a good thing. If you want them to welcome you, show that you appreciate their hospitality.
  3. Don’t try to affect the game. Home teams deserve to have the advantage of being supported by their fans. In most sports, this advantage simply consists of the emotional boost players get from hearing the support of their fans. In a few sports though, fans have more direct ways to try to affect the game — by making it impossible for offenses to communicate in football or by distracting a free throw shooter in basketball. It’s not your right to do this as an away fan. You’re already limiting the impact of home court by taking a loyal supporters’ seat and you don’t have to apologize for that but you don’t get to try to impact the game as if you were at home.
  4. Being an away fan does not make you a legitimate target. Good natured ribbing is fine and can be enjoyable, but you should not put up with intimidation or abuse. If you do find yourself the target of anything from a crude or mean-spirited home fan, be firm but do not escalate. Either ignore them or remind them that you’re simply a visitor who want to watch the game and support her or his team. Ask them how they would like to be treated if they traveled to an away game with their team. If things get bad, don’t be afraid to move away from them or appeal to a stadium worker for support. There are almost always other seats that you can move to.
  5. Be knowledgeable. This goes back to acting like a good guest. It wouldn’t be nice to show up at someone’s house for dinner and not know their children’s names, what they do for work, or why they walk with a limp. That’s what you’re doing if you show up as an away fan and you don’t know the home team’s record, players, coach, history, and traditions. You don’t need to go overboard and memorize everything, but take a quick glance at the standings, a team depth chart or roster, and the team’s wikipedia page before you go. It gives you something to talk about with the people who will be sitting around you.

Sports allegiances always come down to coincidences: where you were born, who your parents were and who they rooted for, or what teams were winning championships when you were around nine years old. The relationships you create with people, even if they are only for a few hours while you watch a sports game, are more important than your devotion to a team. Being a fan of an away team can be a tricky balancing act, but it is worth it. Have fun!

Thanks,
Ezra Fischer

Week 14 NFL One Liners

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by Google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

Week 14

Sunday, December 7, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Baltimore Ravens 28, at Miami Dolphins 13

The Dolphins went up early in this game and then… well, maybe they got distracted by Christmas shopping? Not sure how else to explain the total collapse that followed.
Line: So much for the Dolphins being a playoff team. They might still make it but they shouldn’t.

Indianapolis Colts 25, at Cleveland Browns 24

This was the heartbreaker of the day. The Browns really deserved to win this game after outplaying the Colts for at least two-thirds of the game despite being mildly outclassed.
Line: Cleveland doesn’t deserve more sports heartbreak but they sure get it often enough.

Pittsburgh Steelers 42, at Cincinnati Bengals 21

After a couple years of the Bengals outpacing the Steelers, it seems like the world is being brought back to normalcy. The Steelers traditionally beat the Bengals.
Line: Big Ben beat the Bengals. (Ten times fast.)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17, at Detroit Lions 34

It wasn’t more than a handful of years ago that the Lions were like the Buccaneers — perennial losers who can’t seem to win no matter what they do.
Line: My, how things have changed in Detroit.

Houston Texans 27, at Jacksonville Jaguars 13

The Texans keep themselves in the playoff race with this victory but you get the sense that is more of a mathematical reality than a realistic one.
Line: The Texans are just good enough to consistently beat the bad teams, which was more than good enough today.

New York Jets 24, at Minnesota Vikings 30

Quietly, after beating the hapless New York Jets in overtime, the Vikings are 6-7 and flirting with .500. That’s not bad for a team that has looked almost as bad as the very worst teams in the league at times this year.
Line: The Vikings might be sneaky good. The Jets coaches should be sneaking back home so they don’t get fired when they get off the plane.

New York Giants 36, at Tennessee Titans 7

I think that long time Giants coach Tom Coughlin might retire after this season even if he doesn’t get fired, but it’s a real credit to him the way his players rally around him even when there’s no hope left for this season.
Line: The Giants are down and out but at least they’re not the Titans.

St. Louis Rams 24, at Washington Redskins 0

Did I say “the Giants are down and out but at least they’re not the Titans”? I meant, “at least they’re not the Redskins”. What an insanely decrepit and dysfunctional organization.
Line: I think the Redskins unfavorables just passed the Congress’. And that’s saying something!

SUNDAY, December 7, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Buffalo Bills 17, at Denver Broncos 24

I don’t understand what NFL god has it out for the Bills. First they get stuck in a division forever with the Patriots. Then, the one year they’re half-decent and have a shot to make the playoffs, they are somehow scheduled to play against the Broncos just when they need a win? Gah.
Line: I guess it’s true — if it weren’t for bad luck, the Bills would have no luck at all.

 

Kansas City Chiefs 14, at Arizona Cardinals 17

Wow — this was the most exciting game of the day if you go by importance to the overall playoff picture. At halftime, the ascendant Chiefs looked ascendant and the collapsing Cardinals looked collapsy. But then the Cardinals scored 11 points in the third quarter and shut the Chiefs out for the entire second half and flipped the script.
Line: Things change fast in the NFL. Now the Cardinals look like they might have enough to hold off the Seahawks for the division lead and the Chiefs look like they’re in trouble.

San Francisco 49ers 13, at Oakland Raiders 24

All year, the story hovering around the 49ers has been that the potential departure of their coach Jim Harbaugh has been negatively affecting their play. This week, rumors that the 49ers might trade him to the Raiders were buzzing. After today’s game, Harbaugh might not mind going across the bay to Oakland.
Line: Harbaugh might as well just stay in Oakland after this game.

Seattle Seahawks 24, at Philadelphia Eagles 14

After winning the Super Bowl last year, the Seahawks started slow this year but now it’s December and they are starting to look decidedly unbeatable again.
Line: I guess that Super Bowl hangover has lifted.

SUNDAY, December 7, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

New England Patriots 23, at San Diego Chargers 14

Another close game at half-time where one team shut the other out in the second half to win. That must be all the rage these days because I think it happened two or three times yesterday. In this game it was the Patriots who shut the Chargers out in the second half while they scored 10 points of their own in the fourth quarter.
Line: I’m sure there’s some stat about the Patriots not losing two games in a row very many times over the past fifteen years while Tom Brady has been quarterback and Bill Bellichick has been coach.

NFL Week 14 Good Cop, Bad Cop Precaps

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 14

Sunday, December 7, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Baltimore Ravens at Miami Dolphins

Good cop: This is basically a playoff game! Win and you have an inside track to the playoffs! Lose and you’re on a fast track to vacation!

Bad cop: “Inside track?” “Fast track?” You lose some money at the race track this weekend?

Indianapolis Colts at Cleveland Browns

Good cop: All week, the story has been about whether the Browns would give the starting quarterback job back to Brian Hoyer or move on to rookie Johnny Manziel!! People are missing the real story which is that the Browns are in the perfect situation to win this game and get back into the playoff race!

Bad cop: Nope. The real story is that the Browns are reverting back to classic, losing Cleveland Browns fashion with two bad losses in the last three games.

Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals

Good cop: Nothing is settled in the AFC North playoff race because the Steelers haven’t played the Browns yet! Their two games against each other in the final four weeks of the season will decide who wins the division!

Bad cop: You’re forgetting that after this week, the Ravens play the Jaguars, Texans, and Browns. That’s three easy wins and a playoff spot for them.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Detroit Lions

Good cop: It’s been a week and a half since the Lions won on Thanksgiving! Don’t forget about them! They’re 8-4 and one game behind the Green Bay Packers for the NFC North title!

Bad cop: No one is sleeping on the Lions. You don’t sleep around Lions unless you want to be sleeping with the fishes.

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars

Good cop: The Texans need to win this game to stay alive for a playoff spot but I have to say, after the Jaguars beat the Giants last week, I think they trip up the Texans too!

Bad cop: It doesn’t matter — the Texans are a mediocre team that’s only beat bad teams (the Titans, Browns, and the Titans again) lately. Lucky for them, they have the Jaguars twice in their last four games. They’ll end the year 8-8 and just miss the playoffs.

New York Jets at Minnesota Vikings

Good cop: Jets wide receiver, Percy Harvin, returns to Minnesota to play against his old team!

Bad cop: And still, he doesn’t have a quarterback that can get him the ball reliably. The more things change… 

New York Giants at Tennessee Titans

Good cop: Did you see Giants receiver, Odell Beckham’s catch last week?! If that guy’s playing, I’m watching!

Bad cop: You wrote that last week. Get some new… oh, I just watched the video again. Okay, this is a terrible game, but I’m in.

St. Louis Rams at Washington Redskins

Good cop: Washington’s tour of referendum, that started last week against the Colts, continues against the Rams, the team they traded so many draft picks to in order to select Robert Griffin III a few years ago! Who won the trade?!

Bad cop: No one did. The Rams still stink and RGIII has probably played his last game for Washington. Both teams lost.

 

SUNDAY, December 7, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Buffalo Bills at Denver Broncos

Good cop: If any visiting team can handle the Denver weather, it’s Buffalo!!

Bad cop: Weather? Denver is the sunniest city in the country. It snows all the time in Buffalo. You’re just trying to distract our readers from the travesty of beat-down that will be this game. Broncos win by 36 points.

Kansas City Chiefs at Arizona Cardinals

Good cop: Let’s see if the Cardinals can stanch the bleeding and save their season against the Chiefs! After starting 9-1, the Cardinals have lost two in a row! They need to win this game!

Bad cop: But they’re not going to. It’s sad, I like the Cardinals but their season is over.

San Francisco 49ers at Oakland Raiders

Good cop: Time for the 49ers to right the ship in Oakland!

Bad cop: Seems like if there’s a scenario in which Raiders would thrive, it would be keeping someone from righting a ship. Alas, they do not thrive in a football setting.

Seattle Seahawks at Philadelphia Eagles

Good cop: This could be an NFC Championship preview! It’s the perfect contrast of style and skill: the Eagles offense against the Seahawks defense!

Bad cop: This game is not totally unwatchable, I suppose.

SUNDAY, December 7, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

New England Patriots at San Diego Chargers

Good cop: This is a literal rematch of the 2007-2008 AFC Championship which Chargers quarterback Phillip Rivers played with a torn ACL! That’s tough!

Bad cop: As Chico said in Monkey Business, “You pay us too much, we’re too much tough.”

MONDAY, December 8, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Atlanta Falcons at Green Bay Packers

Good cop: As good as the last two months has been for the Packers, they only have a one game lead over the Detroit Lions for their division lead! They need to win this game!

Bad cop: They will. Remember that prime time game earlier this year when Atlanta went out to something like a 50-0 lead over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? That’s how bad this game is going to be but reversed.

Why do fantasy football playoffs start so soon?

Dear Sports Fan,

I’m playing fantasy football for the first time this season and I’m doing well. I’m 8-5 and heading to the playoffs! But I have a question — why do the fantasy football playoffs start so soon? It feels funny to have our playoffs start while the NFL regular season still has a while to go.

Thanks,
Brandon


Dear Brandon,

Congratulations on your first successful regular season of fantasy football! Making the playoffs is quite an achievement in your first year. Interesting question about the timing of the fantasy football playoffs. The overarching answer is that the fantasy playoffs are scheduled with the goal of making them occur during a time that the NFL is behaving roughly the way it has been since the start of the season. Let’s take a closer look at this.

The first thing about fantasy football and its schedule is that you can’t align fantasy football’s schedule with real football’s schedule. It would be smart, in many ways, if the fantasy football playoffs could be during the NFL playoffs because that would  mean the peak of many people’s motivation to watch football would occur at the same time as the most exciting time in the NFL calendar. It can’t happen though, because fantasy football teams rely on players from all 32 teams and only 12 make the playoffs. In order to play fantasy football during the real playoffs, you’d need to completely recreate your fantasy teams with only players from playoff teams. This breaks the continuity of fantasy football which is based on having roughly the same players on your team from week to week during the season. So, the fantasy playoffs have to be during the NFL regular season when all the teams are still playing.

That leads us to the second factor that goes into the scheduling of the fantasy football playoffs. During Week 17, the last week of the season, it’s common for teams that have already clinched a place in the playoffs and are stuck in the same seed, whether they win or lose, to rest some of their best players. Those players are often some of the best fantasy statistic accumulators as well as NFL players. So, many fantasy leagues, but not all, try to end their fantasy seasons before Week 17 of the NFL schedule.

That pushes the fantasy finals to Week 16. Working back from there, the way the majority of leagues do it, that means the semifinals are in Week 15, and the quarterfinals — usually the first round of the fantasy playoffs — are in Week 14.

  • NFL Weeks 1-13 — Fantasy regular season
  • NFL Week 14 — First week of the fantasy playoffs
  • NFL Week 15 — Fantasy semi-finals
  • NFL Week 16 — Fantasy championship game
  • NFL Week 17 — Too unstable because NFL teams might rest their best players, so no fantasy
  • NFL Playoffs — 20 of 32 teams don’t play, making fantasy football, at least the way we know it, impossible or very, very impractical

There are some common variations to this standard schedule. One that I think is smart is a fantasy playoffs where each round of the playoffs takes place over two weeks. Instead of a single week’s worth of games deciding who wins between your fantasy team and your fantasy opponent, you play over the course of two NFL weeks and whichever fantasy team has the most cumulative points at the end, advances. This is cool for two reasons: first, it makes the fantasy playoffs a little more statistically significant than an often fairly random one week competition; second, it makes the game more tactically interesting because it pushes fantasy owners into decisions about going for broke after the first weekend if they are behind or playing it safe if they’re ahead. Another common variant is to use Week 17, either within a two week fantasy championship or as a one week final game. This means that as you’re assembling your final roster, you need to think about teams that might have no reason to play their best players on the final week of the schedule and about the players that might replace them. Sometimes those replacement players can be very important. The best example of this was back on January 1 of 2012 when the Green Bay Packers rested quarterback Aaron Rodgers for the last game of the season. His replacement, Matt Flynn sauntered into the game and threw 480 yards and six touchdowns or roughly 55 points in standard fantasy scoring! I prefer leagues that do not play on Week 17 because the confusion of that week cheapens the rest of the season just a little bit but it definitely adds an interesting tactical wrinkle.

Good luck in the playoffs,
Ezra Fischer

Football brilliance and its price, but is there hope?

Football, football, football. It’s mid-fall and my brain is still full of football. Soon, basketball, and hockey will creep in. Once in a while, a blip of tennis or soccer or volleyball pops up, but for the most part, it’s football, football, football. The sports media is equally obsessed and luckily for all of us, its producing a ton of great stories about football. Here are three from the past week that I want to share with you because of their great writing and impressive subjects.

Odell Beckham Jr.’s Catch Was A Culmination: A Former WR Explains

by Nate Jackson for Deadspin

Nate Jackson is a retired NFL player and the author of an insightful book about life in the NFL called Slow Getting Up. In this article for Deadspin, Jackson gives his thoughts on the incredible catch made by Odell Beckham last week that has widely been called the (or one of the) best catch in the history of the NFL. Jackson describes how difficult playing receiver is and also how little leeway the NFL’s obsessive coaches give players to practice the incredible.

But you can’t just play catch and call yourself a receiver. You have to get open. To get open on a route, you tell a lie with your body. This is harder than it seems. You may think you are leaning one way, but you’re not. To pretend to go one way when you really plan to go another way is counterintuitive. To do so at top speed requires a full-scale deception perpetrated against yourself. Every muscle, every bone, every ligament must be in on the lie, lest the defensive back see through you, and crush you.

But let’s think about something here, for one moment. ODB, a man with the football skills we just witnessed, is not allowed to trust his football instinct UNTIL the ball is in flight. He must stick to the PLAN until the ball is let go. …in the NFL, the freedom to improvise exists only for the quarterback. And even for him, it is rare. Our finest football players, men who would make Batman blush, must adhere to the small-minded tactics of a bygone era. And the arbiters of that era, uncoincidentally, are the men who also cannot conceive of such a catch being made in the first place.

Real Life or Fantasy?

by Joe Posnanski for NBC SportsWorld

It’s probably worth noting that Odell Beckham, the player who made the amazing catch described in the first article, didn’t finish the game he made it in. He left the game hurt although he did play in the next game. That’s the life of an NFL player — play, get hurt, play, get hurt. Rinse, repeat, until it’s time to retire. This is the story of a player who, in his day, scored more touchdowns and took more hits than almost anyone else and what his life is like now.

Housewives wrote thank you notes to him. Office workers built desk shrines to him. People around America would spend more time in the fall thinking about Priest Holmes than they would about their families. They named their fantasy teams after him – “Holmes Wreckers” and “Judas Priests” and “The High Priest of Touchdowns” – and they moved their lineups around him and they spent their Sundays shrugging when opponents took a big lead because nothing mattered, nothing at all, until Priest Holmes stepped on the field and began his weekly fantasy football scoring spree.

The greatest fantasy football player of them all looks for cracks in the ground when he walks now. “Cracks,” he says. “Divots. Unlevel ground. A shift in the pavement. A crack in the hall.”

He looks for these things because the tiniest variation in elevation can throw his body now. If he hits one of those cracks just a little bit wrong, his ankle turns. His hip jolts. “I can blow out a knee,” he says. The body that once bounced off the ground after the most savage crash went dark now teeters with the slightest incline or dip.

Each week took a terrible toll on him. He would remember Friday nights when he still wasn’t sure if he could play. That’s because: The feeling happened every Friday night. “Something would happen between Friday night and Saturday night,” he says. “I guess it was the mental training of it, I’d just done it so many times that my body would come together. “But I would know that the minute that game ended on Sunday, I wasn’t going to be healthy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. It would be back to Friday, and me saying: ‘Come on body, I need you one more time.’”

Concussions, by the New Book

by Bill Pennington for The New York Times

Times have changed in the NFL since Priest Holmes played. Sure, his career would have been ended by the knee and hip injuries that ended his career anyway, but perhaps, thanks to a new comprehensive policy on head injuries, the mood swings and scary loss of feeling that Holmes suffers from may have been lessened or prevented. There is some hope.

Once, the treatment of players with head injuries varied from team to team and could be haphazard. Beginning last season, all players suspected of having a head injury — should they lose consciousness from a collision or experience symptoms like a headache, dizziness or disorientation — were required to go through the concussion protocol system. It features a broad cast: a head-injury spotter in the press box, athletic trainers on the bench, doctors and neuro-trauma specialists on the sideline and experts in neuro-cognitive testing in the locker room.

Each doctor interviewed for this article said a consensus in the “Go or No Go” moment is usually reached easily and without disagreements. No one recalled discord. “Ninety percent of the time, it’s pretty obvious,” Kinderknecht said. “It’s not a whole lot different than talking to somebody who is intoxicated. You can tell.”

It is becoming more commonplace for players to self-report a head injury… Players are also policing one another, tipping off the trainers that a teammate acted oddly in the huddle. Gossett said he had seen game officials alerting medical personnel as well.

Week 13 NFL One Liners

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 13

Sunday, November 30, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Cleveland Browns 10, at Buffalo Bills 26

The Bills are riding high after two straight victories. They’re 7-5 and within spitting distance of the playoffs. The only problem is, they play the Broncos, Packers, and Patriots in three of their final four games. That’s a tough schedule!
Line: I feel for Bills fans — so much hope and so little chance of making the playoffs.

San Diego Chargers 34, at Baltimore Ravens 33

Wowee! The Chargers were down by ten points with about six minutes left and managed to catch up and win. All-together, they scored 21 points in the fourth quarter.
Line: A one point game. It literally does not get any closer than that.

Carolina Panthers 13, at Minnesota Vikings 31

The Panthers continue their under-the-radar disastrous season with a big loss to the Vikings. This time, it was two blocked punts that cost the Panthers. Most teams go whole seasons without allowing two of their punts to be blocked — the Panthers did it in one game.
Line: I didn’t think the Panthers were going to have such a poor season. 

Cincinnati Bengals 14, at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13

There’s a cliche in the NFL (and in sports in general) that good teams find a way to win and bad teams find a way to lose. What that means, is that little mistakes have big costs and bad teams like the Buccaneers seem to make a lot of costly bad mistakes. Today it was a long pass play that was called back because the Buccaneers had 12 men on the field.
Line: Getting the right number of people on the field seems foundational. The Buccaneers should work on that.

Tennessee Titans 21, at Houston Texans 45 

The Texans started the year with Ryan Fitzpatrick as their starting quarterback. They tired of his play midway through the year and moved to lesser known Ryan Mallett. Last week Mallett tore his pectoral muscle, so Fitzpatrick got his job back. This week Fitzpatrick threw for a team-record six touchdowns to lead his team to a victory.
Line: Ryan Fitzpatrick? Six Touchdowns? Ryan Fitzpatrick?!

Washington Redskins 27, at Indianapolis Colts 49

Coverage of the Washington Redskins’ collapse this year has focused on their three quarterbacks and who should be starting for the team. It’s much ado about nothing if the defense gives up 49 points!
Line: Washington should forget about its quarterback drama for a few days and focus on the defense.

New York Giants 24, at Jacksonville Jaguars 25

Giants fans are hurting after this loss to the woeful Jacksonville Jaguars. It’s probably time to admit that the Giants, who had a 21 point lead in this game and still lost, are equally woeful right now.
Line: That has got to hurt.

New Orleans Saints 35, at Pittsburgh Steelers 32

It’s been a while, it seems like more than a season, since we could say that Drew Brees played like the Drew Brees of old. The Drew Brees of old was a fairly unbeatable touchdown producing machine.
Line: Drew Brees played like the Drew Brees of old!

Oakland Raiders 0, at St. Louis Rams 52

Coming into this game, you might be forgiven for thinking there wasn’t that big of a difference between the 1-10 Raiders and the 4-7 Rams. You won’t be saying that anymore after this beat-down.
Line: The Rams want all of us to know that they’re a LOT better than the Raiders.

SUNDAY, November 30, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Arizona Cardinals 18, at Atlanta Falcons 29

The story of the Falcons season has been overcoming injuries. They may have reached a point of saturation on that front. After losing three starters in the first half, they lost the game to the Falcons, who kept themselves in first place of their division with this victory.
Line: There’s only so many injuries a team can handle.

New England Patriots 21, at Green Bay Packers 26

One team had to lose this game (already not true, since there can be ties in the NFL, but you know what I mean) but it doesn’t really teach us anything we didn’t already know. These two teams are very, very good and even very, very good teams can lose football games.
Line: You think this might be a Super Bowl Preview?

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Denver Broncos 29, at Kansas City Chiefs 16

The Chiefs tried their best, and actually, if it weren’t for a few big and somewhat random plays on special teams, the game would have been much closer. As it is, the Broncos running game pushed, trampled, and bulldozed the team to a victory.
Line: It becomes not really fair if Peyton Manning also has a good running game.

NFL Week 13 Good Cop, Bad Cop Precaps

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 13

Sunday, November 30, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Cleveland Browns at Buffalo Bills

Good cop: The Bills return to a rapidly shoveling Buffalo as triumphant heroes, having traveled to Detroit for a “home game” last week and won! Let’s see what they do as an encore!

Bad cop: As an encore? Well, unfortunately, they can only beat the Browns or lose to the Browns. Neither is very impressive.

San Diego Chargers at Baltimore Ravens

Good cop: These teams are like transcontinental doppelgängers: reliable, veteran quarterbacks, mostly anonymous but solid skill players on offense, very good defenses!

Bad cop: … boring, no real chance to win the Super Bowl…

Carolina Panthers at Minnesota Vikings

Good cop: This game is my chance to break out my silver and purple track suit and wear it to the bar!

Bad cop: This game is your ONLY chance to do that.

Cincinnati Bengals at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Good cop: The Buccaneers are like the Black Night in the Monty Python movie! They don’t know when they’ve been beaten, and somehow, despite having lost nine of their eleven games so far this year, they’re still not eliminated from playoff contention!

Bad cop: If the Buccaneers are the Black Night, the Bengals are like their Spanish Inquisition because no matter what you expect, they do something else.

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans

Good cop: This game just goes to show that even in the deepest doldrums of the NFL, were the games are meaningless and the teams non-descript, there are still interesting story lines! The return of Ryan Fitzpatrick, the growth of Bishop Sankey!

Bad cop: Sounds like a Jane Austin novel. Come to think of it, I’d rather read a Jane Austin than watch this game.

Washington Redskins at Indianapolis Colts

Good cop: Three years ago, Indianapolis chose quarterback Andrew Luck first in the draft. Washington traded up to take Robert Griffin III second! Now Luck is a legitimate star and Griffin just got benched and may never play in Washington again!

Bad cop: While you and everyone else talk about that storyline, I’m focused on the fact that Griffin’s replacement is named Colt — the same name of the team they’re playing against. Talk about suspicious.

New York Giants at Jacksonville Jaguars

Good cop: Did you see Giants receiver, Odell Beckham’s catch last week?! If that guy’s playing, I’m watching!

Bad cop: Sorry, overruled by my rule of: if the Jaguars are playing, I’m watching something else.

New Orleans Saints at Pittsburgh Steelers

Good cop: The Saints and the Steelers are both desperate veteran teams teetering on the thin edge of playoff viability!

Bad cop: Wait, isn’t that what I’m supposed to say? Oh, I see, you think that makes this compelling, I think it just makes it a little depressing.

Oakland Raiders at St. Louis Rams

Good cop: Based on the rumors I’m hearing, both these teams might move to Los Angeles during the offseason, that means this could be the conception of a very interesting rivalry!

Bad cop: Gotcha — you want to watch a game between two team that are so bad and have been bad for so long that their owners might pick up and move to L.A.? Why?

SUNDAY, November 30, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Arizona Cardinals at Atlanta Falcons

Good cop: Like two kids in elementary school who are always forced to sit together, these ‘A’ teams have a healthy rivalry! 

Bad cop: You just made that up. The Falcons are terrible and the Cardinals are good. You’re trying to gin up interest in a legitimately boring game.

New England Patriots at Green Bay Packers

Good cop: Over the past two months, two teams have played better than any other teams! Those teams are the Patriots and the Packers and they face off this weekend! Lucky us!

Bad cop: The way the NFL works lately, peaking from October to December means you’re almost definitely not going to win the Super Bowl. It’s too hard to stay on top for so long. Remember that as you watch this game.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs

Good cop: Like the Packers vs. Patriots, there’s almost no need for me to preview this game! It’s such a good matchup, I dare you — I defy even you to think of something negative to say about it!

Bad cop: Uh… it’s a shame the Chiefs are coached by Andy Reid instead of Baby Andy Reid.

MONDAY, December 1, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets

Good cop: The Jets are a dysfunctional mess! I know, I know, that’s normally a bad thing! But listen, for years a story about a dysfunctional mess in Northern New Jersey was the hottest thing on television! What’s changed?! Nothing!

Bad cop: Rex Ryan is no Tony Soprano.

Happy Thanksgiving from Dear Sports Fan

As I’ve said a few times over the past couple weeks, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year! Thanks so much for being a part of it this year. Before I descend full-time into the kitchen (this year, my girlfriend and I are hosting and we’ll be cooking: braised turkey thighs, roasted vegetables, mashed potatoes, squash au gratin, a mushroom galette, stuffing, creamed onions, cranberry relish, and some more vegetables, steamed and buttered reprehensibly), I wanted to share all of the Thanksgiving themed Dear Sports Fan things from this year.

Our Guide to Football for the Curious

The biggest thing I worked on for Thanksgiving was this ebook beginner’s guide to football. The guide covers why people like football, how football works, what the positions are, and how to begin enjoying football on television. You can take a glimpse at the table of contents and sign up for our newsletter to get a free copy of Dear Sports Fan’s Guide to Football for the Curious here.

Once you’ve read the guide (or at least the game previews below), you’ll be ready to test your football knowledge with our brand new Thanksgiving football crossword puzzle!

Game Previews: Plot and Characters

12:30 – Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions

4:30 – Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys

8:30 – Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers

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