Plot in Football, Thanksgiving Edition: Raiders at Cowboys

As a companion to the recent post on why football is a special part of Thanksgiving for many sports fans, I’m going to explain some of the plot points of the three Thanksgiving day football games this year.

Game 1 — Packers at Lions, 12:30 on Fox
Game 2 — Raiders at Cowboys, 4:30 on CBS
Game 3 — Steelers at Ravens, 8:30 on NBC

I’m thankful to everyone who has read, commented, asked a question, or otherwise supported Dear Sports Fan this year.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday,
Ezra Fischer

Oakland Raiders at Dallas Cowboys, 4:30 ET on CBS

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The Raiders in black and silver play against the Cowboys in blue and silver

This is probably the weakest game of the three on Thanksgiving this year, which is good because, plopped right down in the late afternoon, it’s likely the most disruptive to every single non-football related element of your Thanksgiving celebration. This doesn’t meant that there aren’t compelling stories surrounding the game, nor that the sports fans in your life won’t be compelled to watch it. Here are some of the plot points for this game.

The first thing to understand is that everything about the Dallas Cowboys is a big deal. The Cowboys are the most popular, most profitable team in the NFL. According to Wikipedia, they have an estimated value of $2.1 billion and annual revenue around $269 million. Their nickname is “America’s team” which, beloved as they are by their fan-base, makes virtually every other football fan seethe. They are simultaneously the most loved and the most hated team.

The Raiders are an almost perfect foil for them plot-wise. As hated as the Cowboys are, they think of themselves as wearing the white hat. The Raiders don’t just pride themselves on wearing black hats, they like to think they have black souls. For most of their history, the Raiders took their cues from now deceased owner Al Davis. Davis was famously antagonistic. He sued several cities in California as he moved the team from one to another. He sided with another football league in an anti-trust suit against the NFL. His imprint was seen on the style the Raiders favored which was aggressive on offense and especially on defense. Chuck Klosterman wrote a wonderful obituary of Davis in which he describe him as “a hard man — a genius contrarian who seemed intent on outliving all his enemies in order to irrefutably prove his ideas were right.”

Unfortunately, neither team is that good this year. The Raiders are 4-7 and have almost no hope of a playoff spot. The Cowboys are 6-5 and because the rest of their division hasn’t been very good either, tied for first place in their division. The Cowboys are much more talented than the Raiders and should absolutely win this game but, like the Lions from the first game of the day, are known for being consistently unpredictable. More than that, they are known specifically for losing games in embarrassing ways. The Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, takes most of the criticism for this. If it is a close game, listen for the fans in the room to start talking about how Romo “always messes up at the last-minute to lose the game” or how he “just isn’t clutch.”

We’ll see what happens when they play!

Plot in Football, Thanksgiving Edition: Packers at Lions

As a companion to the recent post on why football is a special part of Thanksgiving for many sports fans, I’m going to explain some of the plot points of the three Thanksgiving day football games this year.

Game 1 — Packers at Lions, 12:30 on Fox
Game 2 — Raiders at Cowboys, 4:30 on CBS
Game 3 — Steelers at Ravens, 8:30 on NBC

I’m thankful to everyone who has read, commented, asked a question, or otherwise supported Dear Sports Fan this year.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday,
Ezra Fischer

Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions, 12:30 ET on Fox

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The Packers in green and gold play against the Lions in silver and blue

The first game of Thanksgiving Day begins early in the day, when the turkey is just starting on its eighteen hour journey to being slightly over-cooked when you serve it. The Detroit Lions are one of the two traditional teams (along with the Dallas Cowboys) that always host games on Thanksgiving. Since 2000 this has often meant that there wasn’t much drama to the game they were involved in. Since that year, the Lions have only had one winning season, and more often than not they were out of the playoff hunt and, frankly, a bit of a joke. This year is different. The Lions are tied for first place in their division and their opponent, the Packers, are only a half game back. We covered what “games back” means in a post recently but in this case the half game is because the Packers tied last week, not because they’ve played fewer games than the Lions.

The Lions are a predictably unreliable team. They are undeniably talented but prone to dumb mistakes and run-away tempers. They score the seventh most points in the league behind an exciting offense featuring quarterback Matthew Stafford, running back Reggie Bush, and wide-receiver Calvin Johnson. Sports writer and media mogul, Bill Simmons, recently wrote an ode to Johnson on his website Grantland that is worth reading. In it, he makes the case that Johnson is not only one of the best wide receivers ever but also, amazingly, almost totally non-controversial. Johnson wears 81 and truly is exciting to watch. Here’s how Simmons describes him:

And other than Randy Moss, I can’t remember being more excited about a receiver during that split second when his quarterback is heaving a football downfield, and the light bulb flickers on, and you say to yourself, “Wait, he’s going deep!”

When Stafford throws the ball deep to Johnson, tear yourself away from the potato chips and sneak a peak of a wide receiver who is a uber-talented physical freak.

The Green Bay Packers have had much more success over the last few decades than the Lions but they are missing their most important player. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers fractured his collarbone a few weeks ago and isn’t going to play tomorrow. That leaves the Packers reliant on rookie running back Eddie Lacy who has been performing excellently and in one of the most curious stories of the year, replacement quarterback Matt Flynn.

Here’s the story with Matt Flynn. He backed-up Aaron Rodgers from 2008 to 2011. In 2011 the Packers were so good that they had their playoff spot clinched before the last game of the season. They chose to hold Rodgers back from playing the game and played Flynn in his place both to prevent Rodgers from injury but also, I’d like to think, to pay back the long-time backup Flynn by giving him a chance to showcase himself to other teams before he became a free-agent at the end of that season. Showcase himself, he did! Flynn passed for 480 yards and 6 touchdowns, both of which set all-time team records. Sure enough, in the offseason he signed a three-year, $20.5 million dollar deal with the Seattle Seahawks. But before he played a game with Seattle, he lost the starting job to rookie Russell Wilson and at the end of the year, was traded to the Oakland Raiders. That brings us to this year when he AGAIN lost his starting job in training camp, this time to a second-year player, Terrelle Pryor. After a few poor performances when Pryor had a concussion, Flynn was cut. A few weeks later, the Buffalo Bills had some quarterback injuries themselves and signed him briefly but only as a last resort and then cut him a week or two later. And that’s when Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone.

Now Flynn is starting on a nationally televised game with first place in the division and the playoff hopes of the team and their fans riding on the outcome. He played the second half of the last Packers game and did quite well, but it will be very interesting to see how he plays now that he’s the starter. Is there some special magic for him on the Packers that will transform him from the player who lost his job twice to unheralded younger players back to the record-setting backup? Or will he fail and go down in history as one of the weirder footnotes?

Cue Cards 11-25-13: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Pittsburgh 27, Cleveland 11 — When it comes to sports Cleveland plays the role of Pittsburgh’s little brother.

Tampa Bay 24, Detroit 21 — Ho, hum, another weekend, another insanely close game played by the Lions. Meanwhile, don’t look now but Tampa Bay has been playing pretty well and has won three games after starting the year with eight straight losses.

Minnesota 26, Green Bay 26 — This game ended in a tie. According to Wikipedia there have only been 19 tied games since 1974. This, oddly, makes a tie an exciting result!

San Diego 41, Kansas City 38 — Kansas City’s dream of an undefeated season came to an end last weekend but their super bowl chances may have met their demise this weekend when two of their best defensive players left the game with potentially serious injuries.

Chicago 21, St. Louis 41 — With the Bears losing, the Lions losing, and the Vikings and Packers tying, the division they are in, the NFC North, may soon get as bad a reputation as the NFC East has had this season. It’s a shame that the Rams are in what people consider the toughest division, the NFC West, because they’re actually pretty good.

Carolina 20, Miami 16 — Talking about good, as good as the Panthers have been in their seven game win streak, they are still behind the Saints for the division lead. They play the Saints twice in the next four weeks, so we’ll get a chance to see which team is better.

New York Jets 3, Baltimore 19 — In news that’s the opposite of good, the Jets have now lost their last two games by a combined score of 56 to 17.

Jacksonville 13, Houston 6 — Like Tampa Bay, Jacksonville started the season 0-8 but have started playing better in the last few weeks. Some of this is just what the stats people call “regression to the mean.” As I understand it, this just means that if a streak seems unbelievably good or bad, wait a bit and things will start evening out.

Tennessee 23, Oakland 19 — These two teams are right on the edge of having a chance to maybe make the playoffs. The Titans remain edgy but the Raiders have now fallen off.

Indianapolis 11, Arizona 40 — I have no idea what’s going on with the Colts. They have a good record, a great quarterback, and two of the last five games they’ve been absolutely blown out by the Rams and now the Cardinals. The Cardinals are solid but I wouldn’t expect them to dominate like this.

Dallas 24, New York Giants 21 — I mentioned how bad the NFC east has been so far — this game between two NFC East teams was exciting to watch regardless of the quality of team. Dallas was ahead 21-6 and almost lost the game. The Giants were able to tie it up at 21 but lost on a last-minute field goal.

Denver 31, New England 34 — This game was one of those transcendent games that make it worthwhile to watch sports. The fourteenth matchup between Quarterbacks Peyton Manning and Tom Brady (somehow this is a big deal even though they are NEVER on the field at the same time,) this game lived up to its hype. The visiting Broncos were winning 24-0 at halftime mostly because the Patriots kept fumbling over and over again in the cold. The second half was the exact opposite. The Patriots scored 31 points and then, in overtime, another three to win the game.

Creating Narrative from Sports

The Nets are talented, experienced, and expected to win. What story can I tell myself to make me get behind them?

One of the things that I think is the most misunderstood by people who don’t watch sports is exactly how much story-telling the average sports fan does. Sports leagues, sports media, and even the athletes themselves actively try to create stories about sports for fans to consume. Sports fans activate their imaginations themselves and project narratives they themselves want to see onto their favorite teams and players. This mixture of consuming and creating stories from sports is one of the elements of fandom that keeps sports fans coming back game after game and year after year. It’s a way in which the following of sports is not so different from the playing with legos or dolls or stuffed animals that we all did as children. It’s also a reason why the idea of “fantasy sports” is a little silly. Sports are already an exercise in fantasy!

A recent article in The New York Times by Randal C. Archibold profiled “Juan Villoro, one of Mexico’s most decorated and esteemed writers — who also happens to be a leading soccer analyst.” Written a few weeks ago, when Mexico’s chances of qualifying for the World Cup looked bleak Villoro was eloquent about how he interprets international soccer:

“Every World Cup team reflects its country’s social model,” he said a few days after the column. “When Spain won last time, it was about middle-class aspiration, a nation making it. France’s victorious team before that,” in 1998, “reflected the multinational ideal it aspires to be.”

“And Mexico now,” he said, “it’s a combination of the nation that has been promised a lot, but the promises have not been fully fulfilled and there is a feeling like maybe they never will be. It is a very Mexican team in that regard.”

I wonder what Villoro thinks now that Mexico has qualified for the World Cup by beating New Zealand in a two game playoff? You may guess that he has come up with a new narrative or that he’s found a way to wedge the current (fleeting, he might write) success of the team into his existing narrative of unfulfilled promises but my guess is that either way he’s still telling stories about his country’s team.

Towards the end of the article, Archibold writes a line which I think is exactly right, “But more broadly, Mr. Villoro sees how we entertain ourselves as essential to understanding who we are.” I think this is a major reason why I find it harder to root for my favorite teams when they are, well, really good. It’s much harder for me to create compelling stories with a team that is more talented, more experienced, and expected to win as the protagonist. It’s much more fun to root for a young, up-and-coming team. That type of team fits into coming-of-age narratives, into stories about the dawning of a new era, about young David’s beating established Golaiths. The opposite can also be fun. I am in the process of convincing myself that the Brooklyn Nets this year are worth rooting for. The Nets this year are perhaps the most outrageous collection of over-priced, over-the-hill former stars ever. Their lineup every-night sounds like an all-star team from 2007; and because of that, I’ve found it hard to get behind them. But, now that they’ve started the year with only three wins in the first dozen games, I have a perfect story to tell myself about them. They are the group of bank robbers come back together for one last score (Oceans’s Thirteen,) they are a group of Samurai or gunfighters who band together to protect a village from bandits even though they themselves are weary of fighting (The Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven.) I love stories about old-age and treachery staving off youth and vigor for just one more day, one more game, one more season. And now, I love the Nets!

The way we entertain ourselves is revealing about who we are, so the next time you watch sports with someone, ask them what the plot is — ask them what stories they are telling themselves about the game they’re watching.

Cue Cards 11-18-2013 NFL One-Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

New York Jets 14, Buffalo 37 — Jets quarterback Geno Smith outdid himself in his pattern of alternating good and bad weeks. This was one of his bad weeks and it was very bad.

Baltimore 20, Chicago 23 — After being delayed by almost two hours because of tornado-like weather conditions, this game became everything football should be: sloppy, muddy, and suspenseful. The soaked home fans who stayed outside for five hours were rewarded with a win.

Cleveland 20, Cincinnati 41 — As my girlfriend pointed out, both of these teams wear orange which makes them hard to tell apart. Luckily, you can tell which team the Browns are because they’re usually losing.

Washington 16, Philadelphia 24 — The Eagles won their first home game of the season… and took possession of first place in their division. That doesn’t speak highly of the football teams in the NFC East.

Detroit 27, Pittsburgh 37 — The Steelers are doing their best to claw their way back into playoff contention after a bad start. The Lions are doing their best to claw their way out of playoff contention by losing to teams with less talent, like the Steelers.

Atlanta 28, Tampa Bay 41 — Well, well, well. After starting 0-8, the Buccaneers have won two games in a row. Maybe former Rutgers Coach, Greg Schiano won’t get fired from coaching Tampa Bay.

Arizona 27, Jacksonville 14 — Tied at 14 at half-time, the Arizona defense shut the Jaguars out in the second half to help their team win their third straight game.

Oakland 28, Houston 23 — At the start of the year, only the most die-hard football junkies had heard of quarterbacks Case Keenum and Matt McGloin. Today they played against each other in a real, live NFL game!

San Diego 16, Miami 20 — After one in the first quarter, the Chargers couldn’t produce another touchdown against a Miami Dolphins defense that’s probably pretty annoyed about all the dysfunction on the offensive line.

San Francisco 20, New Orleans 23 — The Saints are 5-0 at home and only 1-2 on the road. #gumbopower

Green Bay 13, New York Giants 27 — The Giants started 0-6. After four straight wins, they are 4-6 and looking like winners. But the quarterbacks for the past four teams they’ve played have all been terrible — making this point will make you seem unpopular in NY but knowledgeable everywhere.

Minnesota 20, Seattle 41 — The Seahawks hide their excellence in plain sight by wearing teal and playing in the Pacific Northwest. Apparently they are really good at winning football games!

Kansas City 17, Denver 27 — This was the most anticipated game of the day, the undefeated Chiefs traveling to Denver to play the 8-1 Broncos. The best defense in the league (the Chiefs) versus the best offense in the league (the Broncos.) It sort of lived up to its billing but not really. The teams play again in two weeks, so get ready for more hype!

Martin, Incognito and Class in the NFL

The Jonathan Martin, Richie Incognito story, which we summarized a couple of days ago on this site, continues to fascinate the sports world and has had far-reaching cross-over appeal to the rest of the world as well. One of the notable aspects of the situation is Johnathan Martin’s background and how that may have played into his being victimized in an NFL locker room.

Martin’s parents are both lawyers and graduates of Harvard. He also has a grand-parent and even a great-grandparent who graduated from Harvard. Martin attended an elite prep school in California before deciding to go to Stanford instead of Harvard because it offered him the opportunity to play college football at the highest levels. People have used these facts, coupled with Martin’s decision to leave the Dolphins after more than a year, to argue that Martin was either a larger target for harassment or less able to stand up to the normal level of harassment than he would have been had he not come from a fairly rich, fairly stable, extremely well-educated background.

For example, the Jason Reid story in the Washington Post abstracted the argument by noting that:

Being an outsider can make you a target in the unforgiving, alpha-male world of the NFL — especially if you’re African American. Generally, the league’s black players come from lower socioeconomic backgrounds. If not for football scholarships, many never would have attended college. They share a bond that comes from the all-encompassing role the game has played in improving their lives, both financially and in social status. In reaching the NFL, Martin took a road less traveled.

NPR noted that:

Basically, the story… is one in which the massive, otherwise intimidating black guy is being picked on by his better-compensated white teammate for not being ‘hood enough. (Wait, what?)

Fox Sports brought on another former NFL player who had gone to Stanford, Coy Wire, to address the question of “Do “Stanford guys” or “smart guys” fight an uphill battle when trying to prove their worth…?” Unsurprisingly, Wire argued that although he didn’t think “anyone ever feels universally accepted in an NFL locker room,” he didn’t believe that being intelligent, or coming from a privileged background should be thought of as a show-stopper.

All of this made me think of an article in the New York Times I had read a few weeks ago: “In the NBA, Zip Code Matters” by Seth Stephens-Davidowitz. In it, Stephens-Davidowitz gives the results of a statistical study he had done on the statistical likelihood of reaching the NBA. The results may surprise you:

 Growing up in a wealthier neighborhood is a major, positive predictor of reaching the N.B.A. for both black and white men. Is this driven by sons of N.B.A. players like the Warriors’ brilliant Stephen Curry? Nope. Take them out and the result is similar.

Admittedly, basketball and football are different sports and I don’t know if the same logic can be applied to football. It’s possible that the greater risk of physical harm one must accept in football skews it more heavily toward disadvantaged participants. But it’s enough to make me have second thoughts about the basic, underlying “facts” of the Martin, Incognito story. How sure are we that we even understand the makeup of an NFL locker room? Before we paint the story with a broad brush, let’s take time to listen again to people who have been there, like Coy Wire, who describes the environment as “a melting pot of people from different parts of the country, with differing cultural roots, moral compasses and socio-economic upbringings.”

Cue Cards 11-11-13: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Seattle 33, Atlanta 10 — One of the fun things about sports is that they are such an opinion-heavy world that almost no matter what happens in a game, it can be seen as confirming what “everyone” thought. Everyone thought that Seattle wasn’t as good as everyone thought they were. Looks like everyone (the second everyone) was right.

Detroit 21, Chicago 19 — The Lions last three games were decided by a combined six points. Exciting and in first place!

Philadelphia 27, Green Bay 13 — Talking about exciting, Eagles quarterback Nick Foles followed up his seven touchdown break-out from last week with a three touchdown performance in today’s win.

Jacksonville 29, Tennessee 27 — The Jaguars win! The Jaguars win! It’s worth saying twice because it probably won’t happen twice this year.

St. Louis 38, Indianapolis 8 — In the “what-the-bleep” game of the weekend, the last place Rams slaughtered the first place Colts. That’s quadruped on quadruped crime.

Oakland 20, New York Giants 24 — The Giants are basically like the villain in a horror film. Don’t assume they are out of it, even after a 0-6 start of the year. They’re now 3-6 and only two games back from the division lead.

Buffalo 10, Pittsburgh 23 — The Steelers would like the previous paragraph to be about them… but I just don’t think they have enough going on to catch up in their division.

Cincinnati 17, Baltimore 20 — This game went into overtime after receiver A.J. Green caught an absolutely absurd last second, desperation heave into the end zone.

Carolina 10, San Francisco 9 — Somewhat unsurprisingly, two very good teams that are known for their defense played a close, defensive game. I love this type of game in principal but in practice, I tend to switch over to the kind of games the Lions have been playing.

Houston 24, Arizona 27 — The Texans have now lost their star running back to a back injury, their starting quarterback to a mixture of not being good anymore and an ankle injury, their head coach to what is being called a “mini-stroke,” and seven straight games. Ouch.

Denver 28, San Diego 20 — Ho hum, another weekend, another Broncos victory. That said, it has to be concerning for Broncos fans that their quarterback, Peyton Manning, who is 37 years old and only a year removed from neck surgery, is getting progressively more injured with each victory.

Dallas 10, New Orleans 49 — Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees is absolutely, unbelievable at… beating my fantasy football team. Oh yeah, he’s pretty good at real football too.

Hazing or Harassment? What the Incognito, Martin Situation Reveals

Since October 30 a scandal has been swirling around the Miami Dolphins football team. The facts of this situation are clear but the implications are not. The two main characters are both offensive linemen; second year tackle, Jonathan Martin, and ninth year guard, Richie Incognito. USA Today has a useful timeline of how the story was uncovered, beginning with Martin leaving the team to seek “professional assistance for emotional issues,” progressing to allegations followed quickly by proof of Incognito’s harassment of Martin, and followed by Incognito’s indefinite suspension by the Dolphins. That action was taken on November 4th and since then not much has happened but much has been written, analyzed, and discussed. Surprising though it may seem, the reaction has been mixed, with almost as many voices, including many of the Miami Dolphins’ players, taking up Incognito’s case as Martin’s. We’ll listen to both sides and then attempt to identify an underlying question about sports that might account for the mixed reaction.

Incognito and the culture that fostered him is flat-out wrong

The case against Incognito is clear. He was a powerful figure on the team, a member of their leadership counsel, an experienced veteran who had been honored last year with a trip to the NFL’s all-star game, the pro-bowl. He abused that power by mocking, intimidating, and threatening a younger, less established teammate. On the way, he was recorded on Franklin’s voicemail threatening to slap Franklin’s mother and using racial slurs to denigrate his bi-racial heritage. The fact that this was allowed to continue in an NFL team for months if not years is an indictment of the NFL and the Miami Dolphins organization. The fact that many, (even any would be too many, according to this argument,) NFL connected people are defending Incognito at all is an indictment of football culture.

Two interesting takes on this argument come from Jason Whitlock of ESPN and Brian Phillips of Grantland.com. Whitlock places the incident in a racially and culturally charged context and his lead paragraph is as effective as any I’ve read:

Mass incarceration has turned segments of Black America so upside down that a tatted-up, N-word-tossing white goon is more respected and accepted than a soft-spoken, highly intelligent black Stanford graduate.

Whitlock argues that the Dolphins were a particularly bad organization for someone with Martin’s background and personality to end up in, that their locker-room was a “cesspool of insanity.”

Phillips places the incident into the larger narrative of mental illness, particularly the mental illness experienced by NFL players that shows every likelihood of being caused by brain injuries sustained while playing football. Phillips spends much of the article railing against what he describes as the “room-temperature faux-macho alpha-pansy nonsense” culture that makes it possible to vilify someone for seeking help for an emotional or mental issue. He’s most effective though when he advocates for what he believes should be the outcome of this episode:

There are boundaries in locker rooms, same as anywhere else, and those boundaries are culturally conditioned, same as anywhere else, and they change with time, and they can be influenced. And it would be really good, it would be a really good thing, if the NFL moved its boundaries in such a way as to show some minimal respect for mental health.

There’s more to it, maybe Incognito was a little right

The argument that Incognito was right, or at least not completely wrong, usually starts with a caveat something like the one Andrew Sharp, also of Grantland.com makes in his article on the case, that “the daily life of elite athletes exists with codes and behaviors so alien to normal life, it’s impossible to peer in and expect it to make sense.” A former teammate of both the men, Lyndon Murtha, wrote an article in MMQB.com which he begins by claiming that he doesn’t have a “dog in this fight” because he played with both of them. But he does, his dog is football, and its existing culture. The website rightly uses Murtha’s comment that “Playing football is a man’s job, and if there’s any weak link, it gets weeded out. It’s the leaders’ job on the team to take care of it.” as a pull-quote. It is the core of his argument in favor of Incognito — that Incognito was doing a positive act of service to the team by making Martin prove his toughness and that Martin failed that test.

How true is that? It is absolutely true that playing football requires great toughness. And it is true, particularly for linemen, that they are responsible for the quite literal physical safety of their teammates. Michael Lewis makes this point indelibly clear in his book The Blind Side which begins with the story of haw a mistake by an offensive lineman led to a terrible compound leg fracture which ended quarterback Joe Theisman’s career. Writer turned pundit Tony Kornheiser expressed this general perspective on his radio show, (while also being careful to admit he was concerned it made him sound like an ogre,) and connected this need for absolute trust to the need among soldiers. Phillips argues convincingly against this in his article by pointing out that the U.S. military has evolved to have “a system in place to keep this in check.” When he heard that the Dolphins’ coaches may have played a role in encouraging Incognito’s behavior, as confirmed in this Sun Sentinel article, Kornheiser immediately made a referential connection to the 1992 movie, A Few Good Men, and Jack Nicholson’s famous speech in defense of behavior in some situations that would not be tolerated in others. While everyone remembers “you can’t handle the truth,” the money line for us is “my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives” because it could be used just as easily to defend Incognito’s behavior today as Col. Jessup’s behavior in 1992.

What’s this all about? How can reasonable people be on both sides?

I believe that there is an underlying question about sports, that unanswered, explains why reasonable (some might say, otherwise reasonable) people can defend Incognito’s behavior. That question is “how much are professional sports just a job for the people who play them?” If sports are a job for athletes, then this behavior is not only unacceptable, it’s not controversial. We have clear rules and laws about workplace harassment, and since the days of Mad Men, our culture has been fairly uncompromising about enforcing those rules. If Incognito had done what he did to Martin in a shoe store or a law firm, he would have been fired by the end of the day. It is only if one thinks of sports as “more than a job” or the athletes as “grown men playing a child’s game” that it is possible to apply different codes of conduct to the controversy. I think you see evidence of this exceptionalism throughout much of what has been written about the case: the use of the word bullying or hazing instead of the more adult and professional words “harassment” or even “assault”; the consistent description of locker-room culture as some kind of club that people who have never been in cannot understand and which settles disputes only from within. You see this more generally in how people think and talk and write about sports: it’s a compliment to a player to say he or she would “play for free, (s)he just loves the sport so much;” fans disparage players who leave a team in free-agency “just for more money” elsewhere.

If playing professional sports is a profession then locker rooms are workplaces and Incognito’s behavior is indefensible. It is only through the underlying belief that sports are an exception that there can be any reasonable debate about the ethics of this situation. Just like with the medical treatment of players with concussions or the use of offensive words in team names, this incident is forcing sports to conform to the rules that govern the rest of the culture when it comes to issues of workplace harassment.

Cue Cards 11-3-2013: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Kansas City 23, Buffalo 13 — The Chiefs are undefeated but people suspect they are not quite as good as that would suggest because they’ve played a lot of weak teams or teams missing important players this year. Down, 10 – 3 at the half, the Chiefs looked like they were on their way to confirming those suspicions before they rallied to win.

Minnesota 23, Dallas 27 — The week after losing in the last minute of the game against the Lions, this week the Cowboys won in the last minute. This proves only that cowboys love drama.

Tennessee 28, St. Louis 21 — Football is a brutal sport and resting often helps. Before this game, the Titans had a week off. The Rams had one fewer day of rest than normal because they played last Monday. In a matchup of two mediocre teams, that might have been enough to decide who won.

New Orleans 20, New York Jets 26 — It’s starting to get creepy how Jets rookie quarterback Geno Smith alternates good and bad games. If you average ESPN’s proprietary measure of quarterback success, the QBR (quarterback rating) for the odd numbered weeks in the season so far (1, 3, 5, 7, 9) Smith receives a 52. Over even weeks, he has an average of 8.4. This week was an odd week — the Jets won.

San Diego 24, Washington 30 — Like the Cowboys, these two teams seem incapable of playing unentertaining games. Washington won, in part, by faking the Chargers defense out three times on the same running play from close to the end-zone they were trying to score on. Each time they gave the ball to little-known fullback Darrel Young who had only touched the ball twice all year before this game. This infuriated fantasy owners everywhere who were counting on more well-known Redskins scoring touchdowns.

Atlanta 10, Carolina 34 — It sure seems like when the Panthers win, they really win. Of the five games they’ve won so far, the closest one has been a 15 point margin.

Philadelphia 49, Oakland 20 — Eagles quarterback Nick Foles threw for seven touchdown passes in this game, tying the NFL record. You might remember that Peyton Manning threw seven touchdowns of his own on the opening night of this season. Before that, it hadn’t been done since 1969. Something strange is in the air. Or, you know, it might just be random.

Tampa Bay 24, Seattle 27 — In the same vein as the undefeated Chiefs, Seattle inspires suspicion that its true talent is not as good as its 8-1 record would suggest. The yet-to-win-a-game-this-year Buccaneers almost pulled off the upset but lost in overtime.

Baltimore 18, Cleveland 24 — Last year the Washington Redskins were 3-6 before winning their final seven games and making the playoffs. Their neighbors, the Baltimore Ravens would like to emulate them now that they are 3-5, and it’s possible, but it certainly feels like the defending Super Bowl champions have succumbed to what basketball coach Pat Riley famously called the “disease of me.”

Pittsburgh 31, New England 55 — For the past few weeks, the narrative surrounding Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady has been “what’s wrong with Tom Brady?” This week the narrative will be “nothing.”

Indianapolis 27, Houston 24 — The Texans were up 21-3 at halftime when head coach Gary Kubiak collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Without Kubiak in the second half, the Texans were unable to prevent the Colts from coming back to win the game.

Cue Cards 10-28-2013: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Dallas 30, Detroit 31 — This was an absolutely crazy game. Detroit wide-receiver, Calvin Johnson, had over 300 receiving yards, which is usually the high-water-mark for an entire team, not one player. The Cowboys blew this game in the last few minutes by not remembering the Alamo.

Cleveland 17, Kansas City 23 — The Chiefs remain unbeaten and look impressive but people will be quick to point out that almost every team they’ve faced so far this year has been in some kind of disrepair. The Browns starting quarter-back in this game was the third best on their roster at the start of the year.

Miami 17, New England 27 — Between the Red Sox in the World Series and the Patriots win, Boston continues it’s streak as an outsize player on the sports scene. Especially for such a small city.[1]

Buffalo 17, New Orleans 35 — I had some New Orleans style etouffee for dinner on Saturday; the Saints had the Bills.

New York Giants 15, Philadelphia 7 — After starting the season with six losses, the Giants have won their second straight game and are shockingly still in contention to win the not-so-good-this-year NFC East division which contains the Eagles, Giants, Cowboys, and Redskins.

San Francisco 42, Jacksonville 10 — The NFL keeps putting games, like this one, in London in an effort to grow the game in Europe. Unfortunately they are games like this lopsided one.

New York Jets 9, Cincinnati 49 — Talking about lopsided games… the thing to say here is “Geno Smith (quarterback of the Jets) really played like a rookie.”

Pittsburgh 18, Oakland 21 — Nine years ago, my friends and I were instructing the non-sports fan in our midst to say “Ben Roethlisberger really played like a rookie.” We’re old and so is he!

Washington 21, Denver 45 — The Broncos had a sub-par day and still beat the Redskins by 24 points.

Atlanta 13, Arizona 27 — With the Falcons falling to 2-5 the story this week will be whether or not they trade tight-end Tony Gonzalez back to the Kansas City Chiefs who he played for during the first thirteen years of his career and where he’d have a better chance than in Atlanta to finally win a super bowl in what is probably his last season.

Green Bay 44, Minnesota 31 — Minnesota has started three quarterbacks this season. Aaron Rodgers has started for the Packers for the last five years and it shows.

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  1. Just kidding all my Boston friends!