What is the key in basketball and why is it called that?

Dear Sports Fan,

What is the key in basketball and why is it called that? I don’t watch a lot of basketball but I was watching with a girlfriend of mine who is a Memphis Grizzlies fan and I kept hearing her shout about the key.

Thanks,
Melissa


Dear Melissa,

The key is one of the name given to an area below and in front of the basketball hoop. It’s also commonly called the paint or the lane. That area is special because players in it have to obey slightly different rules than those outside of it. It’s called the key because when it was first instituted in 1936 it was shaped roughly like a… well, not a key honestly, but an old fashioned key hole — a narrow rectangle opening up into a circle. Over time, the area has been enlarged, specifically the rectangle at the base of the key, until the circle at the top is either the same width as the rectangle or smaller. Here are the rules that apply differently within the key:

  • Three second rule:  Offensive players are only allowed to hang out in the key for three seconds, whether they have the ball or not. In the National Basketball Association, defenders may also not be in the key for more than three seconds unless they are directly guarding an offensive player. This rule is intended to limit cherry picking, otherwise a team could theoretically win by hiring a nine-foot tall guy to stand under the basket, catch passes and drop them into the basket. Amirite?
  • On free throws: The key also designates where players are allowed to stand during a free throw attempt. The player shooting the ball has to be in the top half of the circle at the top of the key and the other players waiting to pounce on the rebound if the shooter misses have to be lined up on the outside of the key.
  • On jump balls: When something happens where possession of the ball (in the NBA, college has a different way of dealing with this) cannot be determined but the position of the ball was definitely in one team’s end, a jump ball takes place. The ref will throw the ball up in the air in a neutral spot between two jumpers who try to tip the ball to their teammates. This takes place at the center of the circle at the top of the key and everyone except the jumpers and the ref have to stay out of the circle until the ball is touched.

I’m not sure who first called this area the key. In the NBA rule book, it is referred to as the “free throw lane”, a term you’ll basically never hear any living, breathing basketball fan use. Nonetheless, it’s a nice coincidence or a clever pun because the key has a double meaning. Now you know about the original shape of the free throw area but as you watch or play more basketball, you’ll quickly realize that the key is often the key to who wins and who loses. Shots from within the key are the highest probability shots. Most rebounds are grabbed by players within the key. Just dribbling hard into the key often results in free throws for the team that does it best. Your friend’s favorite team, the Memphis Grizzlies, have two dominating big men, Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph who are masters within the key. If she was shouting about it, my guess is that she was celebrating their dominance.

Thanks for the question,
Ezra Fischer

What is a pick and roll in basketball?

Dear Sports Fan,

What is a pick and roll in basketball? I hear about it all the time when I watch NBA games but I don’t think that I understand it 100%. Can you help?

Thanks,
Rosie


Dear Rosie,

The pick and roll is a two-person basketball play which seeks to create a little room between one of the offensive players and the defensive player who is guarding them. The pick and roll is one of the foundational tactics in basketball. Understand it once and you’ll begin to see it and variations of it all over the place. Or, at least, you’ll see it a lot in basketball games. Maybe once in a while at the grocery store or in the subway too. The principles of the pick and roll are the same principles that underly a lot of other tactical decisions in basketball, so understanding the pick and roll will help you make sense out of basketball in general. Let’s get down to business. We’ll start with the principles that underly the pick and roll.

Principle 1: It’s very hard to get away from a defender in basketball. Basketball courts are not that big and, at least in high-quality leagues like the NBA, WNBA, FIBA, and college basketball, opponents are of relative equality in terms of athletic ability. Sometimes, if there’s a scramble on one end of the court and the defense gets the ball and is able to quickly transition to offense, you will see players running on offense free of a defender, but most of the time, defensive players are never more than a step from an offensive player.

Principle 2: It’s hard to score if a defender is close by. This is true at all levels of basketball. In my own rec-league basketball experience, I get almost totally paralyzed trying to shoot if a defender is near me. Even professionals find it much more difficult to score with a defender close to them. Even if the defender doesn’t block the shot, they will likely be able to “alter” the shot (force you to shoot at an angle you’re not comfortable with) by “contesting it” by sticking their hand in your face or near the natural release point of your shot as you’re shooting.

One natural conclusion from these two principles is that any tactic that creates even a little bit of separation between an offensive player and her defender is a valuable one. The pick and roll does this through creating an obstacle on the court that defenders have to run around. The play involves two attackers and two defenders. One attacker has the ball and one does not. The offensive player without the ball stands still (basketball rules prohibit intentionally getting in someone’s way unless you’re standing still.) The player with the ball dribbles quickly towards the player who has transformed into an obstacle and passes very, very close to him or her, on the side farthest from the basket they are trying to score on. This is the first half of the play. The player on offense without the ball has just executed a pick by standing still and allowing the ball-handler to run around him. Before we move on to the second half, let’s examine what this first half has done.

The first half of the pick and roll puts the defender who is marking the player with the ball in quite a pickle. If he follows the player with the ball around the obstacle of the player setting the pick, this motion will likely put him a step behind the player with the ball instead of a step ahead, with his body between the player with the ball and the basket he is defending. This is called going “over” the pick. If she chooses to go “under” the pick, this means that instead of chasing the player with the ball, she’s sliding to the other side of the pick and hopes to catch up to the player with the ball on the other side. This is risky because in that second it takes to regain coverage of the player with the ball, the ball-handler may be able to shoot or pass the ball or change direction or pace and drive to the basket unopposed. The last option is for the defenders to switch which player they are guarding. The defender following the ball-handler takes the player setting the pick while the defender on the player setting the pick slides off of that assignment and onto guarding the ball-handler as they come around the pick. The potential downside of this is that usually the picking player is a bigger player than the one handling the ball and therefore has a bigger defender. Switching often gives the offense a mismatch (or two, really) with a bigger, slower player guarding a small, fast one and a smaller player trying to match the physicality of a bigger player.

Now that you understand the plight a good pick puts a basketball defense in, we can move on to the second half of the pick and roll, the roll. As the ball-handler goes around the player setting the pick, the player setting the pick turns and runs towards the basket. That’s the roll. This serves to turn up the pressure on the defense even farther and opens up an easy option to score for the offense. The rolling motion forces a defender to go with the picking player, who, until recently was just a static obstacle. That way, regardless of what the defense does, but particularly if the defense switches, there’s a good chance that the player who just set the pick will be open for a pass that leads him towards the basket for an easy layout.

If you want to see how these options work in real, three dimension life, this instructional video filmed by the 1980s Boston Celtics is an awesome way to learn:

Finally, why is it called a pick and roll? According to the Online Etymology Dictionary this use of the word pick could come from its meaning of “a blow with a pointed instrument.” In basketball terms, the pointed instrument is the player setting the pick and the blow is the easy basket that often follows. As for the roll? Well, that’s the motion of the player who sets a pick and then rolls their body towards the basket.

Thanks,
Ezra Fischer

 

What happened on December 1, 2014?

  1. Jets continue their almost winning ways: It sure seems like a disproportionate number of prime-time National Football League games this season have either been good looking matchups that turned into blowouts or lopsided matchups that turned into close games. Whatever I expect doesn’t happen. Or maybe I just don’t notice it when it does? I expected last night’s game between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets to be an easy game for the Dolphins. It wasn’t — the Jets hung in the game for a long time but couldn’t overcome their bad quarterback play from Geno Smith.
    Line: Having a bad quarterback is a shame because it almost invalidates the talent and effort of the other 52 players on the team.
  2. 76ers flirting with history: The Philadelphia 76ers lost last night to the San Antonio Spurs at Philadelphia 76ers. This was no surprise. The Spurs are the defending National Basketball League champions and the 76ers are flirting with becoming the worst team in league history. This was Philadelphia’s 17th loss in a row. One more and they will tie the Brooklyn Nets record for most losses to start the season.
    Line: Even with Duncan and Ginobili sitting out of the game, the Spurs didn’t find it too difficult to beat the 76ers.
    What’s Next: The 76ers play Wednesday at Minnesota with a chance to tie the Nets record for futility at the start of a season.
  3. Close game in the NHL – We thought the Boston Bruins game in Anaheim against the  Anaheim Ducks last night was going to be a good game between closely matched teams and it was. The Ducks won the game 3-2 but it really could have gone either way. Anaheim got a great game from goalie Frederick Andersen who saved all eleven shots against him during Bruins power plays and improved his record to 11 wins, four losses, and four overtime losses.
    Line: The Ducks played just a little bit better than the Bruins last night. No big lesson there, just a regular season game.

Sports Forecast for Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Sports is no fun if you don’t know what’s going on. Here’s what’s going on:

In today’s segment, I covered:

  • English Premiere League – Newcastle United at Burnley, 2:45 p.m. ET not really on TV.
  • NBA Basketball – Milwaukee Bucks at Cleveland Cavaliers, 7 p.m. ET on regional cable.
  • NBA Basketball – Toronto Raptors at Sacramento Kings, 10 p.m. ET on NBA TV.
  • NHL Hockey – Vancouver Canucks at Washington Capitals, 7:00 p.m. ET on regional cable.
  • NCAA Basketball – Ohio State at Louisville, 9:30 p.m. ET on ESPN.
  • And more!

For email subscribers, click here to get the audio.

You can subscribe to all Dear Sports Fan podcasts by following this link.

Music by Jesse Fischer.

Football brilliance and its price, but is there hope?

Football, football, football. It’s mid-fall and my brain is still full of football. Soon, basketball, and hockey will creep in. Once in a while, a blip of tennis or soccer or volleyball pops up, but for the most part, it’s football, football, football. The sports media is equally obsessed and luckily for all of us, its producing a ton of great stories about football. Here are three from the past week that I want to share with you because of their great writing and impressive subjects.

Odell Beckham Jr.’s Catch Was A Culmination: A Former WR Explains

by Nate Jackson for Deadspin

Nate Jackson is a retired NFL player and the author of an insightful book about life in the NFL called Slow Getting Up. In this article for Deadspin, Jackson gives his thoughts on the incredible catch made by Odell Beckham last week that has widely been called the (or one of the) best catch in the history of the NFL. Jackson describes how difficult playing receiver is and also how little leeway the NFL’s obsessive coaches give players to practice the incredible.

But you can’t just play catch and call yourself a receiver. You have to get open. To get open on a route, you tell a lie with your body. This is harder than it seems. You may think you are leaning one way, but you’re not. To pretend to go one way when you really plan to go another way is counterintuitive. To do so at top speed requires a full-scale deception perpetrated against yourself. Every muscle, every bone, every ligament must be in on the lie, lest the defensive back see through you, and crush you.

But let’s think about something here, for one moment. ODB, a man with the football skills we just witnessed, is not allowed to trust his football instinct UNTIL the ball is in flight. He must stick to the PLAN until the ball is let go. …in the NFL, the freedom to improvise exists only for the quarterback. And even for him, it is rare. Our finest football players, men who would make Batman blush, must adhere to the small-minded tactics of a bygone era. And the arbiters of that era, uncoincidentally, are the men who also cannot conceive of such a catch being made in the first place.

Real Life or Fantasy?

by Joe Posnanski for NBC SportsWorld

It’s probably worth noting that Odell Beckham, the player who made the amazing catch described in the first article, didn’t finish the game he made it in. He left the game hurt although he did play in the next game. That’s the life of an NFL player — play, get hurt, play, get hurt. Rinse, repeat, until it’s time to retire. This is the story of a player who, in his day, scored more touchdowns and took more hits than almost anyone else and what his life is like now.

Housewives wrote thank you notes to him. Office workers built desk shrines to him. People around America would spend more time in the fall thinking about Priest Holmes than they would about their families. They named their fantasy teams after him – “Holmes Wreckers” and “Judas Priests” and “The High Priest of Touchdowns” – and they moved their lineups around him and they spent their Sundays shrugging when opponents took a big lead because nothing mattered, nothing at all, until Priest Holmes stepped on the field and began his weekly fantasy football scoring spree.

The greatest fantasy football player of them all looks for cracks in the ground when he walks now. “Cracks,” he says. “Divots. Unlevel ground. A shift in the pavement. A crack in the hall.”

He looks for these things because the tiniest variation in elevation can throw his body now. If he hits one of those cracks just a little bit wrong, his ankle turns. His hip jolts. “I can blow out a knee,” he says. The body that once bounced off the ground after the most savage crash went dark now teeters with the slightest incline or dip.

Each week took a terrible toll on him. He would remember Friday nights when he still wasn’t sure if he could play. That’s because: The feeling happened every Friday night. “Something would happen between Friday night and Saturday night,” he says. “I guess it was the mental training of it, I’d just done it so many times that my body would come together. “But I would know that the minute that game ended on Sunday, I wasn’t going to be healthy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. It would be back to Friday, and me saying: ‘Come on body, I need you one more time.’”

Concussions, by the New Book

by Bill Pennington for The New York Times

Times have changed in the NFL since Priest Holmes played. Sure, his career would have been ended by the knee and hip injuries that ended his career anyway, but perhaps, thanks to a new comprehensive policy on head injuries, the mood swings and scary loss of feeling that Holmes suffers from may have been lessened or prevented. There is some hope.

Once, the treatment of players with head injuries varied from team to team and could be haphazard. Beginning last season, all players suspected of having a head injury — should they lose consciousness from a collision or experience symptoms like a headache, dizziness or disorientation — were required to go through the concussion protocol system. It features a broad cast: a head-injury spotter in the press box, athletic trainers on the bench, doctors and neuro-trauma specialists on the sideline and experts in neuro-cognitive testing in the locker room.

Each doctor interviewed for this article said a consensus in the “Go or No Go” moment is usually reached easily and without disagreements. No one recalled discord. “Ninety percent of the time, it’s pretty obvious,” Kinderknecht said. “It’s not a whole lot different than talking to somebody who is intoxicated. You can tell.”

It is becoming more commonplace for players to self-report a head injury… Players are also policing one another, tipping off the trainers that a teammate acted oddly in the huddle. Gossett said he had seen game officials alerting medical personnel as well.

Sports Forecast for Monday, December 1, 2014

Sports is no fun if you don’t know what’s going on. Here’s what’s going on:

In today’s segment, I covered:

  • NBA Basketball – San Antonio Spurs at Philadelphia 76ers, 7:00 p.m. ET on regional cable.
  • NHL Hockey – Boston Bruins at Anaheim Ducks, 10:00 p.m. ET on regional cable.
  • NFL Football – Miami Dolphins at New York Jets, 8:30 p.m. ET on ESPN.
  • And more!

For email subscribers, click here to get the audio.

You can subscribe to all Dear Sports Fan podcasts by following this link.

Music by Jesse Fischer.

Week 13 NFL One Liners

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 13

Sunday, November 30, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Cleveland Browns 10, at Buffalo Bills 26

The Bills are riding high after two straight victories. They’re 7-5 and within spitting distance of the playoffs. The only problem is, they play the Broncos, Packers, and Patriots in three of their final four games. That’s a tough schedule!
Line: I feel for Bills fans — so much hope and so little chance of making the playoffs.

San Diego Chargers 34, at Baltimore Ravens 33

Wowee! The Chargers were down by ten points with about six minutes left and managed to catch up and win. All-together, they scored 21 points in the fourth quarter.
Line: A one point game. It literally does not get any closer than that.

Carolina Panthers 13, at Minnesota Vikings 31

The Panthers continue their under-the-radar disastrous season with a big loss to the Vikings. This time, it was two blocked punts that cost the Panthers. Most teams go whole seasons without allowing two of their punts to be blocked — the Panthers did it in one game.
Line: I didn’t think the Panthers were going to have such a poor season. 

Cincinnati Bengals 14, at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13

There’s a cliche in the NFL (and in sports in general) that good teams find a way to win and bad teams find a way to lose. What that means, is that little mistakes have big costs and bad teams like the Buccaneers seem to make a lot of costly bad mistakes. Today it was a long pass play that was called back because the Buccaneers had 12 men on the field.
Line: Getting the right number of people on the field seems foundational. The Buccaneers should work on that.

Tennessee Titans 21, at Houston Texans 45 

The Texans started the year with Ryan Fitzpatrick as their starting quarterback. They tired of his play midway through the year and moved to lesser known Ryan Mallett. Last week Mallett tore his pectoral muscle, so Fitzpatrick got his job back. This week Fitzpatrick threw for a team-record six touchdowns to lead his team to a victory.
Line: Ryan Fitzpatrick? Six Touchdowns? Ryan Fitzpatrick?!

Washington Redskins 27, at Indianapolis Colts 49

Coverage of the Washington Redskins’ collapse this year has focused on their three quarterbacks and who should be starting for the team. It’s much ado about nothing if the defense gives up 49 points!
Line: Washington should forget about its quarterback drama for a few days and focus on the defense.

New York Giants 24, at Jacksonville Jaguars 25

Giants fans are hurting after this loss to the woeful Jacksonville Jaguars. It’s probably time to admit that the Giants, who had a 21 point lead in this game and still lost, are equally woeful right now.
Line: That has got to hurt.

New Orleans Saints 35, at Pittsburgh Steelers 32

It’s been a while, it seems like more than a season, since we could say that Drew Brees played like the Drew Brees of old. The Drew Brees of old was a fairly unbeatable touchdown producing machine.
Line: Drew Brees played like the Drew Brees of old!

Oakland Raiders 0, at St. Louis Rams 52

Coming into this game, you might be forgiven for thinking there wasn’t that big of a difference between the 1-10 Raiders and the 4-7 Rams. You won’t be saying that anymore after this beat-down.
Line: The Rams want all of us to know that they’re a LOT better than the Raiders.

SUNDAY, November 30, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Arizona Cardinals 18, at Atlanta Falcons 29

The story of the Falcons season has been overcoming injuries. They may have reached a point of saturation on that front. After losing three starters in the first half, they lost the game to the Falcons, who kept themselves in first place of their division with this victory.
Line: There’s only so many injuries a team can handle.

New England Patriots 21, at Green Bay Packers 26

One team had to lose this game (already not true, since there can be ties in the NFL, but you know what I mean) but it doesn’t really teach us anything we didn’t already know. These two teams are very, very good and even very, very good teams can lose football games.
Line: You think this might be a Super Bowl Preview?

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Denver Broncos 29, at Kansas City Chiefs 16

The Chiefs tried their best, and actually, if it weren’t for a few big and somewhat random plays on special teams, the game would have been much closer. As it is, the Broncos running game pushed, trampled, and bulldozed the team to a victory.
Line: It becomes not really fair if Peyton Manning also has a good running game.

What happened on Sunday, November 30, 2014?

  1. The longest weekend of football almost concludes: The long Thanksgiving weekend has a lot of football spread out over four days. The NFL action concludes tonight with a game between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets. Until then, take care of all your NFL conversational needs with our NFL One Liners column.
  2. The Major League Soccer finals are set: The New England Revolution and Los Angeles Galaxy will meet in the finals of Major League Soccer thanks to this weekend’s games. The New England Revolution tied the New York Red Bulls 2-2 thanks to Charlie Davies’ two goals. Davies was a promising National team caliber player until a terrible car accident derailed that part of his career. It’s nice to see him find success at the club level. The Los Angeles Galaxy lost 2-1 to the Seattle Sounders but that was enough to get them into the finals on a tie-breaker. The career of Landon Donovan, once captain of the U.S. Men’s National soccer team, will continue for one final game.
    Line: I’m starting to understand the MLS playoff rules but it still seems weird for the team that lost its last game to be celebrating their advancement to the finals and the team that won to be sadly packing their bags for vacation.
    What’s Next: The MLS Cup on Sunday, December 7 at 3 p.m. 
  3. Buzzer beater in College Basketball: I have to admit, I find a lot of the college basketball regular season to be less than totally compelling. The problem with having the most purely exciting post-season, March Madness, is that it does take a little of the attention of your sport’s regular season. Nonetheless, games like yesterdays one between the seventh ranked Texas Longhorns and the 24th ranked Connecticut Huskies remind me of why college basketball can be so exciting. Jonathan Holmes of the Texas Longhorns hit a shot with two seconds left in the game to put his team up by a point. That’s how the game ended, 55 to 54.
    Line: Hints of March in November!
  4. Kobe gets numbers and the Lakers win: The Lakers are one of the most compelling teams in the NBA this year because their star player, the aged (for basketball) Kobe Bryant seems EITHER to be torn between a desire to win and a desire to chase individual scoring records OR to be convinced that his teammates are so bad that the best way to win is for him to shoot the ball constantly. Last night, during an overtime game against the Toronto Raptors, Kobe got to have his cake and eat it too. He scored 31 points and got 12 assists (and 11 rebounds for a “triple-double”) and helped his team to a 129-122 win.
    Line: Hey! Kobe shoots and passes!

NFL Week 13 Good Cop, Bad Cop Precaps

The NFL season has started but how do you know which games to watch and which to skip? Ask our favorite police duo with their good cop, bad cop precaps of all the matchups in the National Football League this weekend. To see which games will be televised in your area, check out 506sports.com’s essential NFL maps.

Week 13

Sunday, November 30, at 1:00 p.m. ET

Cleveland Browns at Buffalo Bills

Good cop: The Bills return to a rapidly shoveling Buffalo as triumphant heroes, having traveled to Detroit for a “home game” last week and won! Let’s see what they do as an encore!

Bad cop: As an encore? Well, unfortunately, they can only beat the Browns or lose to the Browns. Neither is very impressive.

San Diego Chargers at Baltimore Ravens

Good cop: These teams are like transcontinental doppelgängers: reliable, veteran quarterbacks, mostly anonymous but solid skill players on offense, very good defenses!

Bad cop: … boring, no real chance to win the Super Bowl…

Carolina Panthers at Minnesota Vikings

Good cop: This game is my chance to break out my silver and purple track suit and wear it to the bar!

Bad cop: This game is your ONLY chance to do that.

Cincinnati Bengals at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Good cop: The Buccaneers are like the Black Night in the Monty Python movie! They don’t know when they’ve been beaten, and somehow, despite having lost nine of their eleven games so far this year, they’re still not eliminated from playoff contention!

Bad cop: If the Buccaneers are the Black Night, the Bengals are like their Spanish Inquisition because no matter what you expect, they do something else.

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans

Good cop: This game just goes to show that even in the deepest doldrums of the NFL, were the games are meaningless and the teams non-descript, there are still interesting story lines! The return of Ryan Fitzpatrick, the growth of Bishop Sankey!

Bad cop: Sounds like a Jane Austin novel. Come to think of it, I’d rather read a Jane Austin than watch this game.

Washington Redskins at Indianapolis Colts

Good cop: Three years ago, Indianapolis chose quarterback Andrew Luck first in the draft. Washington traded up to take Robert Griffin III second! Now Luck is a legitimate star and Griffin just got benched and may never play in Washington again!

Bad cop: While you and everyone else talk about that storyline, I’m focused on the fact that Griffin’s replacement is named Colt — the same name of the team they’re playing against. Talk about suspicious.

New York Giants at Jacksonville Jaguars

Good cop: Did you see Giants receiver, Odell Beckham’s catch last week?! If that guy’s playing, I’m watching!

Bad cop: Sorry, overruled by my rule of: if the Jaguars are playing, I’m watching something else.

New Orleans Saints at Pittsburgh Steelers

Good cop: The Saints and the Steelers are both desperate veteran teams teetering on the thin edge of playoff viability!

Bad cop: Wait, isn’t that what I’m supposed to say? Oh, I see, you think that makes this compelling, I think it just makes it a little depressing.

Oakland Raiders at St. Louis Rams

Good cop: Based on the rumors I’m hearing, both these teams might move to Los Angeles during the offseason, that means this could be the conception of a very interesting rivalry!

Bad cop: Gotcha — you want to watch a game between two team that are so bad and have been bad for so long that their owners might pick up and move to L.A.? Why?

SUNDAY, November 30, AT 4:05 and 4:25 P.M. ET

Arizona Cardinals at Atlanta Falcons

Good cop: Like two kids in elementary school who are always forced to sit together, these ‘A’ teams have a healthy rivalry! 

Bad cop: You just made that up. The Falcons are terrible and the Cardinals are good. You’re trying to gin up interest in a legitimately boring game.

New England Patriots at Green Bay Packers

Good cop: Over the past two months, two teams have played better than any other teams! Those teams are the Patriots and the Packers and they face off this weekend! Lucky us!

Bad cop: The way the NFL works lately, peaking from October to December means you’re almost definitely not going to win the Super Bowl. It’s too hard to stay on top for so long. Remember that as you watch this game.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 30, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs

Good cop: Like the Packers vs. Patriots, there’s almost no need for me to preview this game! It’s such a good matchup, I dare you — I defy even you to think of something negative to say about it!

Bad cop: Uh… it’s a shame the Chiefs are coached by Andy Reid instead of Baby Andy Reid.

MONDAY, December 1, AT 8:30 P.M. ET

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets

Good cop: The Jets are a dysfunctional mess! I know, I know, that’s normally a bad thing! But listen, for years a story about a dysfunctional mess in Northern New Jersey was the hottest thing on television! What’s changed?! Nothing!

Bad cop: Rex Ryan is no Tony Soprano.

Happy Thanksgiving from Dear Sports Fan

As I’ve said a few times over the past couple weeks, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year! Thanks so much for being a part of it this year. Before I descend full-time into the kitchen (this year, my girlfriend and I are hosting and we’ll be cooking: braised turkey thighs, roasted vegetables, mashed potatoes, squash au gratin, a mushroom galette, stuffing, creamed onions, cranberry relish, and some more vegetables, steamed and buttered reprehensibly), I wanted to share all of the Thanksgiving themed Dear Sports Fan things from this year.

Our Guide to Football for the Curious

The biggest thing I worked on for Thanksgiving was this ebook beginner’s guide to football. The guide covers why people like football, how football works, what the positions are, and how to begin enjoying football on television. You can take a glimpse at the table of contents and sign up for our newsletter to get a free copy of Dear Sports Fan’s Guide to Football for the Curious here.

Once you’ve read the guide (or at least the game previews below), you’ll be ready to test your football knowledge with our brand new Thanksgiving football crossword puzzle!

Game Previews: Plot and Characters

12:30 – Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions

4:30 – Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys

8:30 – Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers

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