Plot in Football, Thanksgiving Edition: Raiders at Cowboys

As a companion to the recent post on why football is a special part of Thanksgiving for many sports fans, I’m going to explain some of the plot points of the three Thanksgiving day football games this year.

Game 1 — Packers at Lions, 12:30 on Fox
Game 2 — Raiders at Cowboys, 4:30 on CBS
Game 3 — Steelers at Ravens, 8:30 on NBC

I’m thankful to everyone who has read, commented, asked a question, or otherwise supported Dear Sports Fan this year.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday,
Ezra Fischer

Oakland Raiders at Dallas Cowboys, 4:30 ET on CBS

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The Raiders in black and silver play against the Cowboys in blue and silver

This is probably the weakest game of the three on Thanksgiving this year, which is good because, plopped right down in the late afternoon, it’s likely the most disruptive to every single non-football related element of your Thanksgiving celebration. This doesn’t meant that there aren’t compelling stories surrounding the game, nor that the sports fans in your life won’t be compelled to watch it. Here are some of the plot points for this game.

The first thing to understand is that everything about the Dallas Cowboys is a big deal. The Cowboys are the most popular, most profitable team in the NFL. According to Wikipedia, they have an estimated value of $2.1 billion and annual revenue around $269 million. Their nickname is “America’s team” which, beloved as they are by their fan-base, makes virtually every other football fan seethe. They are simultaneously the most loved and the most hated team.

The Raiders are an almost perfect foil for them plot-wise. As hated as the Cowboys are, they think of themselves as wearing the white hat. The Raiders don’t just pride themselves on wearing black hats, they like to think they have black souls. For most of their history, the Raiders took their cues from now deceased owner Al Davis. Davis was famously antagonistic. He sued several cities in California as he moved the team from one to another. He sided with another football league in an anti-trust suit against the NFL. His imprint was seen on the style the Raiders favored which was aggressive on offense and especially on defense. Chuck Klosterman wrote a wonderful obituary of Davis in which he describe him as “a hard man — a genius contrarian who seemed intent on outliving all his enemies in order to irrefutably prove his ideas were right.”

Unfortunately, neither team is that good this year. The Raiders are 4-7 and have almost no hope of a playoff spot. The Cowboys are 6-5 and because the rest of their division hasn’t been very good either, tied for first place in their division. The Cowboys are much more talented than the Raiders and should absolutely win this game but, like the Lions from the first game of the day, are known for being consistently unpredictable. More than that, they are known specifically for losing games in embarrassing ways. The Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, takes most of the criticism for this. If it is a close game, listen for the fans in the room to start talking about how Romo “always messes up at the last-minute to lose the game” or how he “just isn’t clutch.”

We’ll see what happens when they play!

Plot in Football, Thanksgiving Edition: Packers at Lions

As a companion to the recent post on why football is a special part of Thanksgiving for many sports fans, I’m going to explain some of the plot points of the three Thanksgiving day football games this year.

Game 1 — Packers at Lions, 12:30 on Fox
Game 2 — Raiders at Cowboys, 4:30 on CBS
Game 3 — Steelers at Ravens, 8:30 on NBC

I’m thankful to everyone who has read, commented, asked a question, or otherwise supported Dear Sports Fan this year.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday,
Ezra Fischer

Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions, 12:30 ET on Fox

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The Packers in green and gold play against the Lions in silver and blue

The first game of Thanksgiving Day begins early in the day, when the turkey is just starting on its eighteen hour journey to being slightly over-cooked when you serve it. The Detroit Lions are one of the two traditional teams (along with the Dallas Cowboys) that always host games on Thanksgiving. Since 2000 this has often meant that there wasn’t much drama to the game they were involved in. Since that year, the Lions have only had one winning season, and more often than not they were out of the playoff hunt and, frankly, a bit of a joke. This year is different. The Lions are tied for first place in their division and their opponent, the Packers, are only a half game back. We covered what “games back” means in a post recently but in this case the half game is because the Packers tied last week, not because they’ve played fewer games than the Lions.

The Lions are a predictably unreliable team. They are undeniably talented but prone to dumb mistakes and run-away tempers. They score the seventh most points in the league behind an exciting offense featuring quarterback Matthew Stafford, running back Reggie Bush, and wide-receiver Calvin Johnson. Sports writer and media mogul, Bill Simmons, recently wrote an ode to Johnson on his website Grantland that is worth reading. In it, he makes the case that Johnson is not only one of the best wide receivers ever but also, amazingly, almost totally non-controversial. Johnson wears 81 and truly is exciting to watch. Here’s how Simmons describes him:

And other than Randy Moss, I can’t remember being more excited about a receiver during that split second when his quarterback is heaving a football downfield, and the light bulb flickers on, and you say to yourself, “Wait, he’s going deep!”

When Stafford throws the ball deep to Johnson, tear yourself away from the potato chips and sneak a peak of a wide receiver who is a uber-talented physical freak.

The Green Bay Packers have had much more success over the last few decades than the Lions but they are missing their most important player. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers fractured his collarbone a few weeks ago and isn’t going to play tomorrow. That leaves the Packers reliant on rookie running back Eddie Lacy who has been performing excellently and in one of the most curious stories of the year, replacement quarterback Matt Flynn.

Here’s the story with Matt Flynn. He backed-up Aaron Rodgers from 2008 to 2011. In 2011 the Packers were so good that they had their playoff spot clinched before the last game of the season. They chose to hold Rodgers back from playing the game and played Flynn in his place both to prevent Rodgers from injury but also, I’d like to think, to pay back the long-time backup Flynn by giving him a chance to showcase himself to other teams before he became a free-agent at the end of that season. Showcase himself, he did! Flynn passed for 480 yards and 6 touchdowns, both of which set all-time team records. Sure enough, in the offseason he signed a three-year, $20.5 million dollar deal with the Seattle Seahawks. But before he played a game with Seattle, he lost the starting job to rookie Russell Wilson and at the end of the year, was traded to the Oakland Raiders. That brings us to this year when he AGAIN lost his starting job in training camp, this time to a second-year player, Terrelle Pryor. After a few poor performances when Pryor had a concussion, Flynn was cut. A few weeks later, the Buffalo Bills had some quarterback injuries themselves and signed him briefly but only as a last resort and then cut him a week or two later. And that’s when Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone.

Now Flynn is starting on a nationally televised game with first place in the division and the playoff hopes of the team and their fans riding on the outcome. He played the second half of the last Packers game and did quite well, but it will be very interesting to see how he plays now that he’s the starter. Is there some special magic for him on the Packers that will transform him from the player who lost his job twice to unheralded younger players back to the record-setting backup? Or will he fail and go down in history as one of the weirder footnotes?

Thanksgiving's Three Fs: Family, Food, and Football

As a companion to this post on why football is a special part of Thanksgiving for many sports fans, I’m going to explain some of the plot points of the three Thanksgiving day football games this year.

Game 1 — Packers at Lions, 12:30 on Fox
Game 2 — Raiders at Cowboys, 4:30 on CBS
Game 3 — Steelers at Ravens, 8:30 on NBC

I’m thankful to everyone who has read, commented, asked a question, or otherwise supported Dear Sports Fan this year.

Thanks and have a wonderful holiday,
Ezra Fischer

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year. It’s got everything you could want in a holiday: family, food, and football. All three of those F-related aspects of Thanksgiving can be the cause of great joy and the cause of much F-word inducing consternation as well. Of the three, the football has perhaps the lowest stakes, but for many of us, it’s an important part of the day. Tradition, inclusion, time, and snacks are a few of the reasons why.

Thanksgiving is about tradition and so is football

Every holiday is about tradition: the way your family decorates the Christmas tree, the references to childhood that only your family would understand, your mother’s baked ziti. Thanksgiving is perhaps the most purely tradition oriented holiday because it doesn’t have any religious underpinning. The NFL has been playing football on Thanksgiving since 1920. It’s a tradition that’s remained a predictable part of Thanksgiving for many households since 1953 when it was first televised. Other sports lay claim to holidays. The NBA plays marquee games on Christmas day. New Year’s day was traditionally a day for college football until the NHL began televising their outdoor “winter classic” that day. Only the NFL doubles down on tradition by having the same two teams host games every year. The Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys always host games on Thanksgiving. A few years ago the league added a third game at night with a rotating cast but the day games remain a constant. There’s real comfort in consistency, particularly when it comes to family. From generation to generation, through births, deaths, marriages, divorces, estrangements, and reconciliation, when Thanksgiving rolls around, you can count on seeing the Lions and the Cowboys play football.

Football on Thanksgiving makes me feel like I belong

I’m proud to be different. I used to revel in switching between Hot 97’s hip-hop and NPR when I commuted to work by car. I love that in past years my family has cooked quesadillas, Chinese food, and corned beef and cabbage[1] for Thanksgiving dinner. I wouldn’t change any of it for the world[2] but I am also drawn to feeling like I belong. On a holiday that is about the shared history of all Americans, (whether your family immigrated by land strait thousands of years ago or by air a few days ago,) I want to feel like I am unified in some way with the rest of the country. Unity through football is a funny concept and has a few meanings. There’s the literal unity — I’m guessing more people in the United States will be watching the football games than any other single shared experience excepting, perhaps, the Macy’s Day Parade and arguing with your family. There’s also an amorphous unity — football fans come in all shapes, genders, socio-economic statuses, sizes, language preferences, sexual preferences, colors, and intensities. Watching football on Thanksgiving, as odd as it may seem, makes me feel like I belong in this country, and I like it.

Sports are a marker of time

One thing that people who aren’t sports fans often marvel at is the way that some sports fans can remember the most minute details of sporting events that happened years ago. I am not one of those fans but I use sports as a marker of time in my life. Sometimes it’s a remarkable game that, like a popular song, gets lodged in my head and becomes evocative of that time in my life. I’ll always remember watching game six of the Lakers v. Kings NBA playoff series on a television resting on the floor of my first apartment in 2002 or stumbling out of a bar (from bewildered excitement, not drink) mid-afternoon after the United States’ miraculous injury-time goal against Algeria in the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes the games aren’t memorable but they help me remember important times in my life, like the death of my Uncle Pete (it was first game of the Stanley Cup playoffs, not that I watched it, but I remember that the Penguins beat the Tampa Bay Lightning 3-0).

Football on Thanksgiving marks time in a different way by staying the same while other things change. Football wasn’t a big part of my experience of Thanksgiving but I remember being a kid and rooting for famous and somewhat mythical Lions running back Barry Sanders to score every time he touched the ball. Later on, I remember ducking into a girlfriend’s living room to enjoy the oasis of watching football with her grandfather. And I have fond memories of being at my own grandparents house for our big annual get-together on the Saturday after Thanksgiving and hoping there was an hockey game between the Islanders and the Rangers so I could enjoy the way my cousin Jared rooted for his beloved Rangers in what was definitely an Islanders household.

Snacks!!

I know, I know, there’s turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes and pie. But don’t you want some potato chips and pretzels? I do! If any of this has opened you up to enjoying some of the Thanksgiving football this year, tune in tomorrow for plot summaries of the games.

Footnotes    (↵ returns to text)

  1.  (CB&C as we call it)
  2. Okay, maybe some of the conversations my brother and father have about music theory or advanced mathematics do get a little dry for me, but…

Cue Cards 11-25-13: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Pittsburgh 27, Cleveland 11 — When it comes to sports Cleveland plays the role of Pittsburgh’s little brother.

Tampa Bay 24, Detroit 21 — Ho, hum, another weekend, another insanely close game played by the Lions. Meanwhile, don’t look now but Tampa Bay has been playing pretty well and has won three games after starting the year with eight straight losses.

Minnesota 26, Green Bay 26 — This game ended in a tie. According to Wikipedia there have only been 19 tied games since 1974. This, oddly, makes a tie an exciting result!

San Diego 41, Kansas City 38 — Kansas City’s dream of an undefeated season came to an end last weekend but their super bowl chances may have met their demise this weekend when two of their best defensive players left the game with potentially serious injuries.

Chicago 21, St. Louis 41 — With the Bears losing, the Lions losing, and the Vikings and Packers tying, the division they are in, the NFC North, may soon get as bad a reputation as the NFC East has had this season. It’s a shame that the Rams are in what people consider the toughest division, the NFC West, because they’re actually pretty good.

Carolina 20, Miami 16 — Talking about good, as good as the Panthers have been in their seven game win streak, they are still behind the Saints for the division lead. They play the Saints twice in the next four weeks, so we’ll get a chance to see which team is better.

New York Jets 3, Baltimore 19 — In news that’s the opposite of good, the Jets have now lost their last two games by a combined score of 56 to 17.

Jacksonville 13, Houston 6 — Like Tampa Bay, Jacksonville started the season 0-8 but have started playing better in the last few weeks. Some of this is just what the stats people call “regression to the mean.” As I understand it, this just means that if a streak seems unbelievably good or bad, wait a bit and things will start evening out.

Tennessee 23, Oakland 19 — These two teams are right on the edge of having a chance to maybe make the playoffs. The Titans remain edgy but the Raiders have now fallen off.

Indianapolis 11, Arizona 40 — I have no idea what’s going on with the Colts. They have a good record, a great quarterback, and two of the last five games they’ve been absolutely blown out by the Rams and now the Cardinals. The Cardinals are solid but I wouldn’t expect them to dominate like this.

Dallas 24, New York Giants 21 — I mentioned how bad the NFC east has been so far — this game between two NFC East teams was exciting to watch regardless of the quality of team. Dallas was ahead 21-6 and almost lost the game. The Giants were able to tie it up at 21 but lost on a last-minute field goal.

Denver 31, New England 34 — This game was one of those transcendent games that make it worthwhile to watch sports. The fourteenth matchup between Quarterbacks Peyton Manning and Tom Brady (somehow this is a big deal even though they are NEVER on the field at the same time,) this game lived up to its hype. The visiting Broncos were winning 24-0 at halftime mostly because the Patriots kept fumbling over and over again in the cold. The second half was the exact opposite. The Patriots scored 31 points and then, in overtime, another three to win the game.

Cue Cards 11-18-2013 NFL One-Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

New York Jets 14, Buffalo 37 — Jets quarterback Geno Smith outdid himself in his pattern of alternating good and bad weeks. This was one of his bad weeks and it was very bad.

Baltimore 20, Chicago 23 — After being delayed by almost two hours because of tornado-like weather conditions, this game became everything football should be: sloppy, muddy, and suspenseful. The soaked home fans who stayed outside for five hours were rewarded with a win.

Cleveland 20, Cincinnati 41 — As my girlfriend pointed out, both of these teams wear orange which makes them hard to tell apart. Luckily, you can tell which team the Browns are because they’re usually losing.

Washington 16, Philadelphia 24 — The Eagles won their first home game of the season… and took possession of first place in their division. That doesn’t speak highly of the football teams in the NFC East.

Detroit 27, Pittsburgh 37 — The Steelers are doing their best to claw their way back into playoff contention after a bad start. The Lions are doing their best to claw their way out of playoff contention by losing to teams with less talent, like the Steelers.

Atlanta 28, Tampa Bay 41 — Well, well, well. After starting 0-8, the Buccaneers have won two games in a row. Maybe former Rutgers Coach, Greg Schiano won’t get fired from coaching Tampa Bay.

Arizona 27, Jacksonville 14 — Tied at 14 at half-time, the Arizona defense shut the Jaguars out in the second half to help their team win their third straight game.

Oakland 28, Houston 23 — At the start of the year, only the most die-hard football junkies had heard of quarterbacks Case Keenum and Matt McGloin. Today they played against each other in a real, live NFL game!

San Diego 16, Miami 20 — After one in the first quarter, the Chargers couldn’t produce another touchdown against a Miami Dolphins defense that’s probably pretty annoyed about all the dysfunction on the offensive line.

San Francisco 20, New Orleans 23 — The Saints are 5-0 at home and only 1-2 on the road. #gumbopower

Green Bay 13, New York Giants 27 — The Giants started 0-6. After four straight wins, they are 4-6 and looking like winners. But the quarterbacks for the past four teams they’ve played have all been terrible — making this point will make you seem unpopular in NY but knowledgeable everywhere.

Minnesota 20, Seattle 41 — The Seahawks hide their excellence in plain sight by wearing teal and playing in the Pacific Northwest. Apparently they are really good at winning football games!

Kansas City 17, Denver 27 — This was the most anticipated game of the day, the undefeated Chiefs traveling to Denver to play the 8-1 Broncos. The best defense in the league (the Chiefs) versus the best offense in the league (the Broncos.) It sort of lived up to its billing but not really. The teams play again in two weeks, so get ready for more hype!

Sports Style, Retro and Encyclopedic

One of the consequences of sports and sports teams being so well known by such a large percentage of the population, is that their colors, uniforms, and logos become fertile ground for cultural artifacts that refer to sports in one way or another. A few weeks ago, in a post about the controversy over the name of the NFL team, the Washington Redskins, we linked to a contest a design company had run to develop new logos for the team. Here are three other projects that use the language of sports for stylistic purposes.

An encyclopedic record of WWF champions

As found on Deadspin.com, this compendious poster showing the history of the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) is obviously a work of great devotion. His wrestlers are simple figures with cube-shaped heads that seem to evoke the character heads from the video game Minecraft.  Professional wrestling isn’t really a sport, in my mind, but it shares many elements of sport and people who follow it are a lot like sports fans. Creator Scott Modrzynski has also done a lot of work creating foogos or logos made of food. One of my favorites is a deconstructed s’mores version of the Pittsburgh Penguins logo. It’s truly remarkable! And while the foogos are too perishable to buy, some of his other work is for sale here.

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NHL sprites

Sticking with hockey, and also found by Deadspin.com, here is a set of “sprites” representing the 30 NHL hockey teams plus the now defunct but still remembered fondly, Minnesota North Stars. These images are free to download. A sprite, as I discovered on wikipedia, was a shortcut used commonly in the early days of computer graphics to create a character that could be moved around on top of a background image without having to rebuild the background constantly. There is a set of comics that use sprites as characters for stylistic reasons but also because (again) it’s easier that using characters and backgrounds that have to be rebuilt for each image. One of the most popular of these comics used sprites from the video game Megaman. It’s these characters that artist, Adam4283 emulates when creating his set of hockey players.

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8-bit tees of NFL helmets

Our last find is a set of T-shirts sold on Skreened.com with simple, 8-bit style representations of NFL team helmets on the front. The unnamed creator of these shirts left a message explaining that “If you feel yourself being transported back to the days of Tecmo Bowl, don’t be alarmed…that was the idea.” Tecmo Bowl was one of the first, and still one of the most loved, football video games ever. To get a sense of how popular it remains, there’s a youtube video of someone playing the game that has received over 1.6 million views since being posted in 2006. These shirts are a clever homage to the game.

There’s a few shared elements in all three of these products. All of them mash-up well-known sports visuals with video-game graphics. All of them evoke an earlier time. And all of them would make a great gift for a sports fan in your life!

Martin, Incognito and Class in the NFL

The Jonathan Martin, Richie Incognito story, which we summarized a couple of days ago on this site, continues to fascinate the sports world and has had far-reaching cross-over appeal to the rest of the world as well. One of the notable aspects of the situation is Johnathan Martin’s background and how that may have played into his being victimized in an NFL locker room.

Martin’s parents are both lawyers and graduates of Harvard. He also has a grand-parent and even a great-grandparent who graduated from Harvard. Martin attended an elite prep school in California before deciding to go to Stanford instead of Harvard because it offered him the opportunity to play college football at the highest levels. People have used these facts, coupled with Martin’s decision to leave the Dolphins after more than a year, to argue that Martin was either a larger target for harassment or less able to stand up to the normal level of harassment than he would have been had he not come from a fairly rich, fairly stable, extremely well-educated background.

For example, the Jason Reid story in the Washington Post abstracted the argument by noting that:

Being an outsider can make you a target in the unforgiving, alpha-male world of the NFL — especially if you’re African American. Generally, the league’s black players come from lower socioeconomic backgrounds. If not for football scholarships, many never would have attended college. They share a bond that comes from the all-encompassing role the game has played in improving their lives, both financially and in social status. In reaching the NFL, Martin took a road less traveled.

NPR noted that:

Basically, the story… is one in which the massive, otherwise intimidating black guy is being picked on by his better-compensated white teammate for not being ‘hood enough. (Wait, what?)

Fox Sports brought on another former NFL player who had gone to Stanford, Coy Wire, to address the question of “Do “Stanford guys” or “smart guys” fight an uphill battle when trying to prove their worth…?” Unsurprisingly, Wire argued that although he didn’t think “anyone ever feels universally accepted in an NFL locker room,” he didn’t believe that being intelligent, or coming from a privileged background should be thought of as a show-stopper.

All of this made me think of an article in the New York Times I had read a few weeks ago: “In the NBA, Zip Code Matters” by Seth Stephens-Davidowitz. In it, Stephens-Davidowitz gives the results of a statistical study he had done on the statistical likelihood of reaching the NBA. The results may surprise you:

 Growing up in a wealthier neighborhood is a major, positive predictor of reaching the N.B.A. for both black and white men. Is this driven by sons of N.B.A. players like the Warriors’ brilliant Stephen Curry? Nope. Take them out and the result is similar.

Admittedly, basketball and football are different sports and I don’t know if the same logic can be applied to football. It’s possible that the greater risk of physical harm one must accept in football skews it more heavily toward disadvantaged participants. But it’s enough to make me have second thoughts about the basic, underlying “facts” of the Martin, Incognito story. How sure are we that we even understand the makeup of an NFL locker room? Before we paint the story with a broad brush, let’s take time to listen again to people who have been there, like Coy Wire, who describes the environment as “a melting pot of people from different parts of the country, with differing cultural roots, moral compasses and socio-economic upbringings.”

Cue Cards 11-11-13: NFL One Liners

clapperboardCue Cards is a series designed to assist with the common small talk about high-profile recent sporting events that is so omnipresent in the workplace, the bar, and other social settings.

On Mondays during in the fall, the conversation is so dominated by NFL football that the expression “Monday morning quarterback” has entered the vernacular. The phrase is defined by google as “a person who passes judgment on and criticizes something after the event.” With the popularity of fantasy football, we now have Monday morning quarterbacks talking about football from two different perspectives. We want you to be able to participate in this great tradition, so all fall we’ll be running NFL One Liners in our cue cards series on Monday. Use these tiny synopses throughout the day:

NFL One Liners

Seattle 33, Atlanta 10 — One of the fun things about sports is that they are such an opinion-heavy world that almost no matter what happens in a game, it can be seen as confirming what “everyone” thought. Everyone thought that Seattle wasn’t as good as everyone thought they were. Looks like everyone (the second everyone) was right.

Detroit 21, Chicago 19 — The Lions last three games were decided by a combined six points. Exciting and in first place!

Philadelphia 27, Green Bay 13 — Talking about exciting, Eagles quarterback Nick Foles followed up his seven touchdown break-out from last week with a three touchdown performance in today’s win.

Jacksonville 29, Tennessee 27 — The Jaguars win! The Jaguars win! It’s worth saying twice because it probably won’t happen twice this year.

St. Louis 38, Indianapolis 8 — In the “what-the-bleep” game of the weekend, the last place Rams slaughtered the first place Colts. That’s quadruped on quadruped crime.

Oakland 20, New York Giants 24 — The Giants are basically like the villain in a horror film. Don’t assume they are out of it, even after a 0-6 start of the year. They’re now 3-6 and only two games back from the division lead.

Buffalo 10, Pittsburgh 23 — The Steelers would like the previous paragraph to be about them… but I just don’t think they have enough going on to catch up in their division.

Cincinnati 17, Baltimore 20 — This game went into overtime after receiver A.J. Green caught an absolutely absurd last second, desperation heave into the end zone.

Carolina 10, San Francisco 9 — Somewhat unsurprisingly, two very good teams that are known for their defense played a close, defensive game. I love this type of game in principal but in practice, I tend to switch over to the kind of games the Lions have been playing.

Houston 24, Arizona 27 — The Texans have now lost their star running back to a back injury, their starting quarterback to a mixture of not being good anymore and an ankle injury, their head coach to what is being called a “mini-stroke,” and seven straight games. Ouch.

Denver 28, San Diego 20 — Ho hum, another weekend, another Broncos victory. That said, it has to be concerning for Broncos fans that their quarterback, Peyton Manning, who is 37 years old and only a year removed from neck surgery, is getting progressively more injured with each victory.

Dallas 10, New Orleans 49 — Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees is absolutely, unbelievable at… beating my fantasy football team. Oh yeah, he’s pretty good at real football too.

Hazing or Harassment? What the Incognito, Martin Situation Reveals

Since October 30 a scandal has been swirling around the Miami Dolphins football team. The facts of this situation are clear but the implications are not. The two main characters are both offensive linemen; second year tackle, Jonathan Martin, and ninth year guard, Richie Incognito. USA Today has a useful timeline of how the story was uncovered, beginning with Martin leaving the team to seek “professional assistance for emotional issues,” progressing to allegations followed quickly by proof of Incognito’s harassment of Martin, and followed by Incognito’s indefinite suspension by the Dolphins. That action was taken on November 4th and since then not much has happened but much has been written, analyzed, and discussed. Surprising though it may seem, the reaction has been mixed, with almost as many voices, including many of the Miami Dolphins’ players, taking up Incognito’s case as Martin’s. We’ll listen to both sides and then attempt to identify an underlying question about sports that might account for the mixed reaction.

Incognito and the culture that fostered him is flat-out wrong

The case against Incognito is clear. He was a powerful figure on the team, a member of their leadership counsel, an experienced veteran who had been honored last year with a trip to the NFL’s all-star game, the pro-bowl. He abused that power by mocking, intimidating, and threatening a younger, less established teammate. On the way, he was recorded on Franklin’s voicemail threatening to slap Franklin’s mother and using racial slurs to denigrate his bi-racial heritage. The fact that this was allowed to continue in an NFL team for months if not years is an indictment of the NFL and the Miami Dolphins organization. The fact that many, (even any would be too many, according to this argument,) NFL connected people are defending Incognito at all is an indictment of football culture.

Two interesting takes on this argument come from Jason Whitlock of ESPN and Brian Phillips of Grantland.com. Whitlock places the incident in a racially and culturally charged context and his lead paragraph is as effective as any I’ve read:

Mass incarceration has turned segments of Black America so upside down that a tatted-up, N-word-tossing white goon is more respected and accepted than a soft-spoken, highly intelligent black Stanford graduate.

Whitlock argues that the Dolphins were a particularly bad organization for someone with Martin’s background and personality to end up in, that their locker-room was a “cesspool of insanity.”

Phillips places the incident into the larger narrative of mental illness, particularly the mental illness experienced by NFL players that shows every likelihood of being caused by brain injuries sustained while playing football. Phillips spends much of the article railing against what he describes as the “room-temperature faux-macho alpha-pansy nonsense” culture that makes it possible to vilify someone for seeking help for an emotional or mental issue. He’s most effective though when he advocates for what he believes should be the outcome of this episode:

There are boundaries in locker rooms, same as anywhere else, and those boundaries are culturally conditioned, same as anywhere else, and they change with time, and they can be influenced. And it would be really good, it would be a really good thing, if the NFL moved its boundaries in such a way as to show some minimal respect for mental health.

There’s more to it, maybe Incognito was a little right

The argument that Incognito was right, or at least not completely wrong, usually starts with a caveat something like the one Andrew Sharp, also of Grantland.com makes in his article on the case, that “the daily life of elite athletes exists with codes and behaviors so alien to normal life, it’s impossible to peer in and expect it to make sense.” A former teammate of both the men, Lyndon Murtha, wrote an article in MMQB.com which he begins by claiming that he doesn’t have a “dog in this fight” because he played with both of them. But he does, his dog is football, and its existing culture. The website rightly uses Murtha’s comment that “Playing football is a man’s job, and if there’s any weak link, it gets weeded out. It’s the leaders’ job on the team to take care of it.” as a pull-quote. It is the core of his argument in favor of Incognito — that Incognito was doing a positive act of service to the team by making Martin prove his toughness and that Martin failed that test.

How true is that? It is absolutely true that playing football requires great toughness. And it is true, particularly for linemen, that they are responsible for the quite literal physical safety of their teammates. Michael Lewis makes this point indelibly clear in his book The Blind Side which begins with the story of haw a mistake by an offensive lineman led to a terrible compound leg fracture which ended quarterback Joe Theisman’s career. Writer turned pundit Tony Kornheiser expressed this general perspective on his radio show, (while also being careful to admit he was concerned it made him sound like an ogre,) and connected this need for absolute trust to the need among soldiers. Phillips argues convincingly against this in his article by pointing out that the U.S. military has evolved to have “a system in place to keep this in check.” When he heard that the Dolphins’ coaches may have played a role in encouraging Incognito’s behavior, as confirmed in this Sun Sentinel article, Kornheiser immediately made a referential connection to the 1992 movie, A Few Good Men, and Jack Nicholson’s famous speech in defense of behavior in some situations that would not be tolerated in others. While everyone remembers “you can’t handle the truth,” the money line for us is “my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives” because it could be used just as easily to defend Incognito’s behavior today as Col. Jessup’s behavior in 1992.

What’s this all about? How can reasonable people be on both sides?

I believe that there is an underlying question about sports, that unanswered, explains why reasonable (some might say, otherwise reasonable) people can defend Incognito’s behavior. That question is “how much are professional sports just a job for the people who play them?” If sports are a job for athletes, then this behavior is not only unacceptable, it’s not controversial. We have clear rules and laws about workplace harassment, and since the days of Mad Men, our culture has been fairly uncompromising about enforcing those rules. If Incognito had done what he did to Martin in a shoe store or a law firm, he would have been fired by the end of the day. It is only if one thinks of sports as “more than a job” or the athletes as “grown men playing a child’s game” that it is possible to apply different codes of conduct to the controversy. I think you see evidence of this exceptionalism throughout much of what has been written about the case: the use of the word bullying or hazing instead of the more adult and professional words “harassment” or even “assault”; the consistent description of locker-room culture as some kind of club that people who have never been in cannot understand and which settles disputes only from within. You see this more generally in how people think and talk and write about sports: it’s a compliment to a player to say he or she would “play for free, (s)he just loves the sport so much;” fans disparage players who leave a team in free-agency “just for more money” elsewhere.

If playing professional sports is a profession then locker rooms are workplaces and Incognito’s behavior is indefensible. It is only through the underlying belief that sports are an exception that there can be any reasonable debate about the ethics of this situation. Just like with the medical treatment of players with concussions or the use of offensive words in team names, this incident is forcing sports to conform to the rules that govern the rest of the culture when it comes to issues of workplace harassment.

What is a Snap in Football?

Dear Sports Fan,

What is a snap in football? I hear it all the time in what sounds like many different contexts. Can you explain them all?

Thanks,
Ollie

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Dear Ollie,

You’re right, there are a lot of different uses of the word snap in football. There’s a snap count, there’s a person on a football team called the “long snapper,” and a snap can refer to the act of snapping or the moment of the snap. In this post, we’ll go through them all and connect them to other elements of football. Finally, we’ll ask why it’s called a snap and what it tells us about football.

The Act of Snapping a Football

When a football play begins, the ball is motionless on the ground, positioned on an imaginary line which stretches from side-line to side-line, called the line of scrimmage. One player grabs the ball with his hand and moves it backwards between his legs to another player. That action is called the snap. The player who performs the act of snapping is the center. There are two main kinds of snaps, referred to by the position of the quarterback. A quarterback is either “under center” to receive the snap or “in the shotgun.” With a quarterback under center (right behind the center, so close that he rests one hand on the under-side of the center’s butt,) the center quickly hands him the ball through his legs. When a quarterback is in the shotgun formation, he is a between five and seven yards behind the quarterback. Snapping the football in this formation is a more challenging task — it requires spinning the football while throwing it backwards between his legs so that it flies in a straight, easy to catch spiral. You may also hear that there was a “direct snap.” This is a totally normal snap — either under center or shotgun but instead of a quarterback receiving the ball, it is a running back.

The act of snapping the football connects football to its past when, like rugby, throwing the ball forwards was not allowed. Although the majority of plays in most football games today involve throwing the ball forward, all of them begin with a backwards pass in the form of a snap. In case you’d like to learn how to snap a football, wikihow.com has a great tutorial.

Snap Count

The phrase “snap count” is pretty common but has two only tangentially related meanings. One meaning refers to any vocal cue that a quarterback gives to his own team to synchronize their movement with the snapping of the football. Because only one player on the offensive side is allowed to move at a time before the snap, a good snap count provides the offense with an advantage over the defense; it knows when to start moving and can get a head-start on the defensive players. Once in a while defensive players will mimic a quarterback’s snap count in an effort to get the offense to move at the wrong time. This is illegal and a defensive team may be penalized for “simulating the snap count.” Another meaning of the phrase snap count is the number of plays a player is a part of, usually in a single game. In this use, the snap is representative of a play and the count is just the act of counting the number of plays or snaps someone is a part of.

The Snap as a Moment

As described in the first paragraph, before a play begins, the football is motionless on the ground. The act of snapping the football begins the play and, confusingly, the moment that this happens is also called a snap. This is important because the exact moment a play begins is vital for a couple of important rules in football. Aside from the one offensive player who is allowed to move before the snap (said to be “in motion”) if any other player moves before the snap, they are offside. If a defensive player moves across the line of scrimmage and is not able to get back to his side of that line before the snap, he has encroached and will be called for a penalty. Dear Sports Fan covered both of these rules in our post on offside rules in various sports. Football, similar to basketball, has a play clock that counts down and requires a team to make an offensive play. In the NFL, the play clock is forty seconds long. If the clock runs out before the snap, there is a delay of game penalty.

The Snapping Specialist

While most snapping is done by someone playing the center position, there are some snaps that are so critical and so technically difficult that teams pay someone to perform them, even if that is almost all they can do on a football field. This player is the long snapper. He snaps the ball for punts and field goal attempts. For a punt, the long snapper needs to spiral the ball backwards to someone standing closer to 15 yards behind him than the five yards of a shotgun snap. The mechanics of a field goal snap are even more exacting because the snapper has to snap the ball in such a way that it spins exactly the right number of turns. This way the field goal holder has an easy job of placing the ball with the laces facing away from the kicker’s foot so that the kick flies true. The New York Times produced an amazing multi-media feature on this a few weeks ago.

Why is it called a snap? And what can we learn about football from it?

There doesn’t seem to be a clear consensus about why the snap is called this snap. This delights me because making up derivations runs deep in my family. Google defines snap as “a sudden, sharp cracking sound or movement” and as a secondary meaning, “in football: a quick backward movement of the ball from the ground that begins a play.” Football can be inaccessible or less pleasing to fans of other sports because it lacks the fluid motion and continuous play present in sports like soccer, basketball, and hockey. Instead of fluid play, football is characterized by quick bursts of action beginning from a standstill and creating havoc in a matter of seconds before coming to a halt. It’s no wonder then that we call the act that initiates these sudden, sharp bursts of movement a “snap.”

Thanks for the question,
Ezra Fischer